Name That Celebrity: Polka Dot Panties Edition
I’d like to pretend that today’s Name That Celebrity is a big mystery, but anybody who’s glanced at this site in the last two weeks has a pretty good idea whose ass this. A few Cheeto smudges around the crack from an ill-timed adjustment and the eau de ashtray ought to pretty well give it away. I know the computer screen isn’t exactly scratch and sniff or anything, but you can almost see visible stink lines from… wait — wouldn’t it be awesome if it were, though? It’d make surfing the net a whole new experience. You could imbibe the heady scent of the Brazilian rain forests from the comfort of your own bedroom. Or you could smell Jessica Alba’s hair with out getting tasered again. It’d be totally awesome. But I wouldn’t need technology to know what anal fisting smells like. My stepdad already told me it smells just like love.
Today’s mystery celeb revealed after the jump
It’s Britney Spears! Of course it is!
10 Comments, Comment or Ping
Lindsey
well at least she has panties on.
Aug 16th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Ugh,
Gross next time post a picture of a half opened sewer….
Aug 16th, 2007
abby
View the gates of hell…
Aug 16th, 2007
Dragulf
Time to dump out. the ashtray. Perverts!
Aug 16th, 2007
RichPort
How could such beautiful thighs be attached to such a fucking… well looky here… I’ve officially run out of things to say about this beeotch.
I feel all woozy now.
Aug 16th, 2007
JohnL
Now that KFed is going for full custody you know that Brit’s going to be accessorizing with her two little mistakes every time she steps out of her Twinkie cave. I’m pretty sure it ain’t gonna help her case. Mr. Federline could go to court holding two shock collars with tags that say “Sean” and “Jayden” and the judge would still think that he’s a better parent.
Aug 16th, 2007
L.
KFED…….. Get your children and FULL child support.
Their little brain cells are slowly being destroyed by this white- trash retard.
Aug 16th, 2007
abby
I see someone got a hold of Homer Simpson’s makeup gun.
Aug 16th, 2007
margaretta
Hmm…smells like ham hocks
Aug 17th, 2007
idl3mind
boombastic!
Aug 20th, 2007
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