Aug 17, 200723
Useless Whore Launches Clothing Line
Paris Hilton mugged it up at Kitson in Los Angeles yesterday at the launch of her new clothing line — which is purportedly aimed at the substantial L.A. demographic of trannies and spoiled bitches with low self esteem — posing for photo ops with people who are allegedly dumb enough to be Paris Hilton Fans. But if you ask me, it’s pretty obvious that this is all staged — considering that no one is crying, or trying to punch or kick or spit on her. I wonder how much somebody gets paid to stand that close to Paris Hilton without attempting to do her bodily harm? Whatever it is, it can’t be enough.
More of Useless Whore and her adoring public, after the jump.
23 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
Of course it goes without saying that her line includes, HazMat certified suits AND accessories.
Aug 17th, 2007
Vermillion
First pic: “Ewewewewewewwwww. A poor person is resting their boobs on my arm. Hurry up and take the fucking picture.”
Last pic: “So, if Heisenberg was correct, teleportation as well know it is nigh but imposs…excuse me, did you just walk into my shot? I take it you wanna die, then? You’re finished with your lifespan? Because you certainly are acting like it.”
Aug 17th, 2007
Penis Mightier
Every single girl pictures here is better looking than Paris…..hell, even the guy in the background of the first pic is more do-able than her.
Aug 17th, 2007
litelysalted
I wonder if that dress she has on is part of the collection or just a little something she picked up at the “Halloween Adventure” store.
Aug 17th, 2007
margaretta
Skank-wear?
Aug 17th, 2007
JohnL
All clothing in her line has been specially treated with a spray of tetracycline and Valtrex. Unfortunately they still smell like weed and dried semen. (Does dried semen smell? Because I can’t detect anything wafting up from my keyboard.)
Aug 17th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
BAM!
Aug 17th, 2007
open mouth jones
You got the title right, mostly. Personally, I think a better title is: Useless Whore with Gigantic Feet Shills Stuff she Prentended to Design.
Or you could stick with the basics: Useless Whore.
Aug 17th, 2007
Meg
The only thing I could see in all of these were her nose. Holy crap! I’ve never noticed it before. That thing is fucking HUGE
Aug 17th, 2007
litelysalted
Jones of I had the room, I’d write all that and throw in a quick bit about her being a hypocritical druggie. But sometimes you just gotta suck it up and pare it down to the essentials. And “Useless Whore” really, in it’s essence tells you all you need to know about this diseased penis warmer.
Aug 17th, 2007
RichPort
Her dress looks like a Car Wash sign. I hope they sprayed each garment with antibiotics.
Aug 17th, 2007
Acey
I hope I’m not the only one having flashbacks to the Stupid Spoiled Whore epsiode of South Park. Will somebody call me when she has the whore-off with Mr. Slave?
Aug 17th, 2007
_XXXHolic_
Don’t worry you’re not ;D
I’m thinking that maybe next Paris will release a new perfume called “Skanque” and then come out with “Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset”
Aug 17th, 2007
chris
how are youll gonna say they have to pay them to stand there and take a pic with her whenever clearly they dress the same and are just as hot. this probably came from a fat loser.
Aug 18th, 2007
bigboobiesrule
Free crack pipe and condoms with each purchase.?OOh and toss in that complimentary pass to the VD clinic.
Aug 18th, 2007
NS4W.ORG
Who the hell your calling a useless whore?
Oh, wait this about Paris. I stand corrected…
Aug 18th, 2007
kiara
pars i think your a stupid blonde chick and a golddigger
Aug 18th, 2007
Emily
chris Aug 18th, 2007 at 3:05 am
how are youll gonna say they have to pay them to stand there and take a pic with her whenever clearly they dress the same and are just as hot. this probably came from a fat loser.
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what the hell is it with all your paris fans?? anyone who doesn’t like her is fat? wtf… maybe you’re just some fat middle-aged man who can’t get pussy so he has to fantasize about a herpes infested cokewhore that would fuck anything with a penis
Aug 18th, 2007
d-fly
Wanna bet this, ahem, “clothing” line is partially funded by the makers of Valtrex?
Aug 19th, 2007
Max
Hey i loved the title ” USELESS WHORE …” lol iam laughing my ass off as iam typing this!!!I loved what you wrote!!!this is so funny! and she is so USELESS!lol!hahahahaha! cheers!!!if there was a rating for this article i would give 10/10!!!Keep up the good work!
Aug 19th, 2007
Ginger
I think Emily called it.
Interestingly, that hideous dress makes her look–dare I say it–fat!! And somehow I suspect that’s on purpose. Jealous of the attention her idiot counterpart is getting because of her pregnancy, maybe?
Aug 19th, 2007
paris
you guys are usless bustards who has nothing to do with their time but gossip, find somethong to do, morons
Aug 20th, 2007
Danny B
if you dont want to fuck paris hilton, your sadly mistaken that you are the tranny
Sep 14th, 2007
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