What the Hell is Wrong With Buffy?

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Here are some photos of Sarah Michelle Gellar at the InStyle Magazine Summer Soiree yesterday. Holy shit, isn’t this chick only like thirty to be looking so haggard? On the upside, with the wrinkles, caked on makeup, brassy hair, muumuu and leathery orange skin that doesn’t quite hide the veins underneath — she’ll fit in perfectly with the other dried up 75 year old biddies at Miami Beach. At least she’s still got a promising future modeling skirted swimsuits and starring in “Depends” and “Metamucil” commercials.

A shot of the whole ensemble after the jump.

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18 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. margaretta

    Looks like she slayed one too many vampires

  2. open mouth jones

    two words describe what is wrong with her: a lot.

  3. litelysalted

    I bet Spike wouldn’t even throw her a “pity fuck” these days. Even the undead has standards.

  4. Penis Mightier

    Clavacle is the new clevage.

  5. I think the vampires finally got her.

  6. BarbadoSlim

    Whew! she hit the wall and kept on going ’til she went out the back.

  7. syd

    I never thought she was all that cute to begin with, so it’s about what I’d expect.

  8. RichPort

    Shouldn’t she be on a lawn chair on a Florida porch swattin’ skeeters and noseeums of her leathery skin?

  9. BarbadoSlim

    All kidding aside bitch look FUCKED-u. I can’t even begin to guess what the hell happened here.

  10. shankyouverymuch

    NO big mystery … this is how all J.A.P.’s (Jewish American Princesses) age … it’s NOT a pretty site!

  11. pokolomonotoyofo

    any males running her down here must provide a link to their wife/girlfriend so we can compare them to Sarah

    females running her down here must provide a link to a photo of themselves for the sake of comparison..

    well?

    didn’t think so

  12. BarbadoSlim

    Really we “must”.

    Why don’t you provide yourself with a heaping bowl of STFU.

    We say she LOOKS. LIKE .SHIT. and we are not providing you with anything bubba.

  13. cjs103a

    She looks like a smoker. The winkles, skin, haggared face, all signs of smoking.

  14. BarbadoSlim

    Borrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring

  15. RichPort

    Um, I’m gay. That is all.

  16. FatherTime

    Gellar is at least five years older than she claimes to be. I think she was 30 during the last season of Buffy.

  17. she looks better in the second pic.. its a bad hairdo, mystic tan, clothing choice, weight choice. too skinny people show more age, if she changed her hair cut/color, outfit, added 10 pounds and lost hte mystic tan i think she’d look better. Rough aging coupled with bad choices doesnt bode well for Buffy

  18. g

    She’s just too skinny, thats what makes her look older. Shes only 30, but lets face it, when she started on Buffy she was 16 or 18. So yeah, of course she’s going to change alot. She needs to go BLONDE, gain some WEIGHT, and wear younger looking clothing. then she’ll be fine.

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