Justin Timberlake Cheats on Jessica Biel
Tags: Jessica Biel
It absolutely blows my mind that somebody who was a member of ‘N-fucking-Sync gets anything other than penis, but somehow Justin Timberlake keeps scoring hot kitty. According to Page Six
Justin Timberlake’s womanizing ways haven’t changed. Spies spotted the notorious flirt “sitting with a bronze-skinned brunette with long brown hair all night” at an HBO party on the roof of the Tribeca Grand. “They were obviously into each other,” said the spy. “It was just the two of them.” Another source dished to us, “He is notorious. He will [fuck] anything.”
I guess you get tired of dipping your penis in gold all the time, so you want to try dipping it into diamonds instead. And sometimes you get tired of just plain diamonds so you dip it in diamonds covered with diamonds with diamond overlay and diamond accents. God, life is so unfair. I hope Justin Timberlake dies in a fire and all that’s left is his diamond covered penis so I can beat his charred remains with it before I sell it on eBay to some faggy ‘NSync fan. That way Justin can spend the rest of posterity in some dude’s man stink and justice can finally be served. It’s the only way to right this terrible wrong.
More of Jessica Biel in Hollywood after the jump
16 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
Seeing a how he loves the cock I thought Timberlake was aiming for Pink….
Get it?
’cause her cock is bigger and thicker than BIEL’S!!!!!
Ah ah? WAKA WAKA
Aug 20th, 2007
open mouth jones
Oh my god. Don’t let him/her/it find out that you posted this article, guys.
Seriously, he/she/it probably has a list like Jay and Silent Bob, and will come for you when you least expect it.
And with arms like that….well you know that song about hurting so good?
Let’s just say that song will not describe the hurting he/she/it will put upon you.
Aug 20th, 2007
JohnL
I’ve cheated on Jessica Biel hundreds of times. Big deal. When you’re a lovemaker and a heartbreaker like Justin and I are it just comes with the territory.
Masturbation counts as cheating, right?
Aug 20th, 2007
sonya
I sure hope that those diamonds are pavé or bezel set, because there’s nothing worse than being internally shredded by prong-set diamonds. Nothing.
Aug 20th, 2007
goldend
Look at those arms, I want a hug!
Aug 20th, 2007
RichPort
He was tired of having his ass kicked nightly in arm wrestling…and her jock strap kept chafing his chin.
Aug 21st, 2007
margaretta
Did he cheat with KSperm?
Aug 22nd, 2007
Curlybob
What can you expect,he is rich and twenty six. He should be ready to settle down by fourty.
Jessica should dump him now before she moves in with him.
Aug 23rd, 2007
kellie
uhhhhh how the fuck does anybody even know if any of this is true, and if it is who the fuck cares. The average person pulls shit like cheating all the time for you to sit around and say oh i hope justin timberlake dies in a fire your fuckin retarted,(to the person who made the first comment) don’t you have anything better to do than judge what celebritys are doing, god knows what type of person you are… fucking idiot. everybody has their own life and business and just because a source says they “saw” something doesn’t mean shit, have the time sources see stuff their completely wrong, they just want to put these people in the paper and give weirdos like you something to think about.. dumbass!
Aug 29th, 2007
Jackie and Janella
I am a HUGE Justin Timberlake fan and that was the most HILARIOUS thing I have EVER read in my entire life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously!
I almost peed myself!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
Sep 8th, 2007
ali nikraftar- from iran
hi - i like you very very much- you are beautifull and very good actres- favored
Oct 22nd, 2008
Get a Life
You’re a womanizer, that’s just what you are!
Dec 6th, 2008
dude
man jessica biel ROXXXXXXXXXXX
Dec 30th, 2008
dude
she is da babe brotha
Dec 30th, 2008
tink
shut up
Aug 25th, 2009
Rocco Phinisee
Naked Jessica Biel really sexy in homemade video
Free video here:
http://sexy-jessica-biel-hot.blogspot.com/?id=40238892&s=y
Oct 4th, 2009
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