Kevin Federline is a Television Actor

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Kevin Federline went and got himself a job this week — a recurring guest-starring role on the piece of crap known as “One Tree Hill.” People magazine reports

In the multi-episode arc, the would-be rapper plays Jason, “a cocky, enigmatic frontman” for a legendary rock band. “Kevin came in and (auditioned) and he did a great job,” [said] the creator of One Tree Hill. “He really seemed like a sweet guy and I just felt that he would be great in that. I don’t know anything about the kid but he seemed very sweet and very sincere about working hard and embracing the opportunity.”

With the procurement of this new job, K-Fed is now officially 2,487% more successful than Britney Spears. Even if he’s just lipsyncing his lines in a cheap wig and tranny makeup and moving slightly off tempo for ten minutes an episode, he’s still not fat and bald. Checkmate, Britney!

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  1. No Responses to “Kevin Federline is a Television Actor” …
    nobody cares enough to even make a funny about this loser.

  2. L.No Gravatar

    I disagree, Mouth. Not a fan, but this “loser” is trying. Hopefully we won’t see him tramping around with Criss Angel.

  3. I’d like to kick Earl right in the pussy.

  4. KSperm on the small screen? How will his ego fit?

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