Quickies: Mississippi Squirrel Revival

Aug 21, 20074

Jenna Jameson debuts a clothing line for duck-billed corpses. (MollyGood)

Rihanna’s hairpiece seems to be crafted from squirrel. (popbytes)

Hayden Panettiere turns eighteen today, so now you can rub one out without being labeled a pedophile. Congratulations, losers. (The Bastardly)

Amy Winehouse works the revolving rehab door. (Celebrity Smack)

Sean Penn might stink of commie, but damn he looks good skinned out. (City Rag)

Gwen Stefani looks stupid. It’s the hat. (Evil Beet)

Monica and Rachel do Hawaii Friends-style. And by “Friends-style” I mean “without hot lesbian sex.” Yeah, Friends sucked. (CelebSlam)

Afraid of wieners poking out of walls? Revisit your childhood’s greatest freakouts. (Pajiba)

RichPort

Jenna Jameson owes me a box of Kleenex. I can’t believe I ever risked a rugburned cock on her…

Don’t judge me.

Aug 21st, 2007
open mouth jones

I’m judging you Rich. But that is only because her face resembles Kim Stewarts ass.

Aug 21st, 2007
Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver

Try a sock next time Rich, it doesn’t stick to you like kleenex. And both of those z-listers resemble a firecrotch.

Aug 21st, 2007
BarbadoSlim

I’ll bet anything Hayden Pantystain has been around the block a few times already.

Aug 21st, 2007