Justin Timberlake Tries to Ruin Career; Fails
Page Six is reporting this morning that Britney Spears was allegedly to record a duet with monumentally more successful ex Justin Timberlake, yet backed out at the last moment.
A music industry source said Timberlake wrote the duet specifically for Spears. Although they wouldn’t be together in the studio, his voice would have been mixed with hers later.
“Timbaland set aside a week out of his crazy schedule to do this - and then, just before she was supposed to fly out, Britney abruptly canceled the session and refused to do the song. “It’s crazy,” the insider added. “She’s looking for a comeback, and this would have not only been a huge hit, but something she could have opened the MTV Video Awards with and really blown everyone away.”
I don’t know what’s sadder about this — that Britney Spears was inadvertently the “voice of reason” in this situation, which would have likely resulted in a Gigli-esque bad career move; or that Justin Timberlake is such a faggy loser that even his crazy, fat ex-girlfriend with two kids and two failed marriages doesn’t want anything to do with him. That’s about as insulting as offering money to a dirty homeless man eating cigarette butts off the ground only to have him laugh at you and say, “No man — you look like you need this more than I do.”
More of the new, more venereal diseased Mother Theresa wandering around Tuesday after the jump.
14 Comments, Comment or Ping
Joe
I think you got this one wrong. Why is JT so bad, again?
This would have been fantastic for BS. She has no career now, so a duet would have been something, right?
Don’t let your venom get in the way of doing a good job.
Aug 22nd, 2007
overrated whores r bores
Haha the look at the photographer with his cap on backwards is priceless…”phewwwww what is that fucking stench?”…oh it’s Shitney, who let that nutcase loose?”
Aug 22nd, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Aaaaaw and I bet Timbahack had already purchased 15 tanks of Lysol and a couple of 500 gallons drums of Febreeze to deal with working in an enclosed space with this stink pig.
*DAMM THE EXPENSE!!!*
Aug 22nd, 2007
RichPort
As a kid I used to buy socks like that in 6 packs at the discount store in the ‘hood I grew up in.
Joe, the only thing more annoying and fake than Justin “the butt” Timberlake and his “damn, I wish I was Black and could actually beat box” is the fact that his woman has more muscular arms than him. I’d kick him in the dick, but that would only aid his false-etto.
Aug 22nd, 2007
open mouth jones
Two words Joe. N Sync.
THAT is what is wrong with Jussy Timberlake.
For that alone he should be drawn and quartered.
Aug 22nd, 2007
Ace
I’m failing to understand why britney spears acts like the streets are her house. She has money. She has to be still getting money from toxic. Can she at least make a mild effort to make it seem like she actually gives a shit about how she looks? Also, she’s a complete idiot for not doing the song with JT. Yea, it would have been Gigli-esque, but you know your ass would listen to it. And, that’s what she needs: her name to be in the press for being a musician, not a drug-addled has-been who also happens to be the shittiest mother on the fact of the planet.
Aug 22nd, 2007
litelysalted
My ass would listen to it?
Sorry, but I’m afraid you have me confused for someone with shitty taste in music.
Aug 22nd, 2007
Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver
All I can say is I’m having a 70’s flashback looking at Brit-Brit. Then I question myself,,, why do all these this personal assistants dress in matching clothes and then put up a myspace site promoting themselves as having some type of talent.
Aug 22nd, 2007
sonya
I think she’s going for more of a “Lawrence of Arabia” look. Hope she finds a quicksand pit ASAP.
Aug 22nd, 2007
Ginger
RichPort and litelysalted:
I fucking love y’all.
And anyone who has to ask why Justin Timberlake sucks (and presumably a DUDE, at that!) is an utter douchebag. Please die.
Aug 22nd, 2007
Joe
“And anyone who has to ask why Justin Timberlake sucks (and presumably a DUDE, at that!) is an utter douchebag. Please die.”
If you re-read the comment, it was posted more as a “Why wouldn’t this be good for BS’ career, since she’s doing zilch right now?”. If you can explain that, instead of stamping your feet, and saying the word douchebag….
Aug 22nd, 2007
RichPort
Joe, if you backpedal anymore, you’ll be in Mogadishu by the end of the day. Just make sure you charge your iPod full of Gay T exclusives for the trip. It’s a shame when your best loved crossover hit is an SNL spoof.
And who doesn’t laugh at douchbag?
douchbag douchbag douchbag douchbag douchbag douchbag douchbag
See? I’m fucking peeing on myself over here… (or for the dweebs: IFPOMOH)
Aug 23rd, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Rich:, *cue fratboy voice* doode, doode, walk away …it’s not worth it.
Aug 23rd, 2007
RichPort
You’re right Slim. My therapist always told me kicking random dudes in the dick was counterproductive, since they need to be able to reproduce so my kids have someone to point and laugh at.
Aug 23rd, 2007
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