Comments on: Justin Timberlake Tries to Ruin Career; Fails

By: RichPort

RichPort — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 18:05:56 +0000

You’re right Slim. My therapist always told me kicking random dudes in the dick was counterproductive, since they need to be able to reproduce so my kids have someone to point and laugh at.

By: BarbadoSlim

BarbadoSlim — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 16:55:32 +0000

Rich:, *cue fratboy voice* doode, doode, walk away …it’s not worth it.

By: RichPort

RichPort — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 12:31:40 +0000

Joe, if you backpedal anymore, you’ll be in Mogadishu by the end of the day. Just make sure you charge your iPod full of Gay T exclusives for the trip. It’s a shame when your best loved crossover hit is an SNL spoof.

And who doesn’t laugh at douchbag?

douchbag douchbag douchbag douchbag douchbag douchbag douchbag

See? I’m fucking peeing on myself over here… (or for the dweebs: IFPOMOH)

By: Joe

Joe — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 01:51:45 +0000

“And anyone who has to ask why Justin Timberlake sucks (and presumably a DUDE, at that!) is an utter douchebag. Please die.”

If you re-read the comment, it was posted more as a “Why wouldn’t this be good for BS’ career, since she’s doing zilch right now?”. If you can explain that, instead of stamping your feet, and saying the word douchebag….

By: Ginger

Ginger — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 22:51:13 +0000

RichPort and litelysalted:

I fucking love y’all.

And anyone who has to ask why Justin Timberlake sucks (and presumably a DUDE, at that!) is an utter douchebag. Please die.

By: sonya

sonya — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 21:44:27 +0000

I think she’s going for more of a “Lawrence of Arabia” look. Hope she finds a quicksand pit ASAP.

By: Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver

Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 19:47:47 +0000

All I can say is I’m having a 70′s flashback looking at Brit-Brit. Then I question myself,,, why do all these this personal assistants dress in matching clothes and then put up a myspace site promoting themselves as having some type of talent.

By: litelysalted

litelysalted — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 16:45:38 +0000

My ass would listen to it?

Sorry, but I’m afraid you have me confused for someone with shitty taste in music.

By: Ace

Ace — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 16:30:05 +0000

I’m failing to understand why britney spears acts like the streets are her house. She has money. She has to be still getting money from toxic. Can she at least make a mild effort to make it seem like she actually gives a shit about how she looks? Also, she’s a complete idiot for not doing the song with JT. Yea, it would have been Gigli-esque, but you know your ass would listen to it. And, that’s what she needs: her name to be in the press for being a musician, not a drug-addled has-been who also happens to be the shittiest mother on the fact of the planet.

By: open mouth jones

open mouth jones — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 15:46:25 +0000

Two words Joe. N Sync.
THAT is what is wrong with Jussy Timberlake.
For that alone he should be drawn and quartered.

By: RichPort

RichPort — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 14:04:33 +0000

As a kid I used to buy socks like that in 6 packs at the discount store in the ‘hood I grew up in.

Joe, the only thing more annoying and fake than Justin “the butt” Timberlake and his “damn, I wish I was Black and could actually beat box” is the fact that his woman has more muscular arms than him. I’d kick him in the dick, but that would only aid his false-etto.

By: BarbadoSlim

BarbadoSlim — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 12:53:34 +0000

Aaaaaw and I bet Timbahack had already purchased 15 tanks of Lysol and a couple of 500 gallons drums of Febreeze to deal with working in an enclosed space with this stink pig.

*DAMM THE EXPENSE!!!*