With Dannielynn Hope Marshall Birkhead’s first birthday approaching, Larry Birkhead continues his evil plan to capitalize off of the very lucrative byproduct of some skank he used to bang. According to US Weekly:

“Larry says that it’s important Dannielynn knows about her mom,” his older sister, Judy Birkhead tells Us. Birkhead, 34, has put photos of Dannielynn’s mom everywhere. “He’ll point at pictures and show Dannielynn videos of her too,” Judy says.

Smith also set aside keepsakes for her daughter – including letters she had written for her – that Birkhead is saving for when the baby grows up. Longtime friend Jane Rose-Zupetz tells Us, “When Anna was pregnant, she painted a lot for Dannielynn. Larry will give her those, also.”

Wow, I pretty much can’t thing of a single thing less appropriate to show a baby than pictures and videos of Anna Nicole Smith. In fact, from what I saw of the “Anna Nicole Show” I’d say most of that footage wasn’t fit for even animal or plant viewing. And nothing says ‘Your Mom Loved You’ like showing a kid the deranged rambling letters and paintings of a psychotic drug addict. This poor kid couldn’t turn out more fucked up if Birkhead told her she was a genetic experiment of cross-breeding human sperm with chimpanzee DNA, and took her to the zoo once a week to “visit her mother.” See, Dannielynn? When Bippy smears her shit on the wall, she’s really just trying express her love for you.

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