Bridget Moynahan Has a Baby Boy
Patriots quarterback Tom Brady is a first-time father after ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan gave birth to a baby boy on Wednesday. TMZ reports
Actress Bridget Moynahan delivered a healthy, bouncing baby boy [yesterday] in Los Angeles. We’re told… Patriot Tom Brady skipped practice and left Beantown early this morning to see his new little linebacker.
If you’d have told me last week that getting knocked up by some dude in the NFL and having his bastard child was a good idea, I’d have laughed in your face. But then I remembered that Tom Brady doesn’t have gold fronts or a burgeoning rap career or a dog-fighting arena in his backyard, so she can probably bank on actually seeing child support instead of just his mug shot on TV. Congratulations, Bridget!
12 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
“…gave birth to a baby boy on Wednesday…”
Should read: printed out a full color, three dimensional, meal ticket.
Aug 23rd, 2007
RichPort
This story just reminded me that I have to run to the boy’s room to take the Browns to the Superbowl… damn ruffage…
Aug 23rd, 2007
abby
So you’re saying my writing serves like an enema? I like to think I move you with my words.
Aug 23rd, 2007
margaretta
gave birth to a baby boy
So glad it wasn’t an adult
Aug 23rd, 2007
RichPort
No abby, I’m saying golddiggers and idiot athletes who can’t apparently afford condoms annoy the shit out of me. Your writing, much like your legendary rack, gives me wood.
Aug 23rd, 2007
DiamondSal
I think Gisele is thrilled that she doesn’t have to produce a heir for him now.. he sure can pick em.
Aug 23rd, 2007
abby
Ah, it makes sense now.
Aug 23rd, 2007
JohnL
You have a legendary rack? Why am I always the last to know? And here I had to masturbate to the image of Anna Nicole’s glazed face from yesterday. Fuck.
Aug 23rd, 2007
abby
Not to brag, but pretty much everything about me is legendary.
Aug 23rd, 2007
BarbadoSlim
“Legendary” , “dildos were NOT meant be used that way” and “bestiality” are terms that are bandied about a little tooooo much these days; so excuse me if I’m a little skeptical.
I HAVE seen a hermaphrodite transvestite with augmented breasts, so I’ll reserve judgment ’til I see some proof.
Aug 23rd, 2007
RichPort
Slim for President.
Aug 24th, 2007
misspetite82
But then I remembered that Tom Brady doesn’t have gold fronts or a burgeoning rap career or a dog-fighting arena in his backyard, so she can probably bank on actually seeing child support instead of just his mug shot on TV.
^^^^ I almost thought u were being racist but then I realized u were just an idiot blogger.
Aug 24th, 2007
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