Comments on: Britney’s New Song Will Blow You Away

By: sonya

sonya — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 17:34:36 +0000

Ha ha, because she never loses her “suction”! Good one Rich!

By: Blow

Blow — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 13:24:46 +0000

Just remember, the fools who said she didn’t need the duet with JT.

By: RichPort

RichPort — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 13:09:02 +0000

If this sucked any more, they’d have to slap “Dyson” on the side of it.

By: Ginger

Ginger — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 04:22:38 +0000

NOTHING compares to the lyrical crappiness that was “Slave 4 You”…I think they literally took the handwriting exercises of preschoolers and made a song out of them.

By: sonya

sonya — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 22:59:05 +0000

Shannon, the same way they did when she sang lyrics like,
Oops!…I did it again
I played with your heart, got lost in the game
Oh baby, baby
Oops!…You think I’m in love
That I’m sent from above
I’m not that innocent

Lyrical genius, I tell you.

By: Shannon

Shannon — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 21:41:30 +0000

WTF … why wont this washed up hooker go away!

How do people in the studio with her keep a straight face when she is singing this crap?!

“Umm, yah, Brit … that one was damn good!” LOL!!

By: Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver

Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 21:41:28 +0000

Dumbe Blonde Middle School would like to announce that Mr. Hankey and Brit-Brit will be performing a duet during seventh period. Due to the nature of Brit-Brit’s new song, Mr. Hanky was overheard saying he smells a (s)hit album coming from the tarnished star and wanted to be there when fans flush their money into his office at Stanky Recording Studio.

By: margaretta

margaretta — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 21:00:31 +0000

Oh, I get it, just plain crap?

By: abby

abby — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 19:56:41 +0000

I meant audible explosive diarrhea = Britney’s new song. The toilet doesn’t really do it justice.

By: margaretta

margaretta — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 19:38:23 +0000

Song? Toilet? Same same