Lindsay Lohan is Serious About Rehab
Lindsay Lohan is serious about rehab this time. And there are pictures to prove it! According to The New York Daily News
In one perfectly posed shot, a demure Lohan, her hair pulled tightly back, is reading “Alcoholics Anonymous,” AA’s 164-page “Big Book,” which mixes personal stories of redemption with a description of how the program works.
“She really is taking it seriously,” OK! Editor-in-Chief Sarah Ivens said. “She’s replacing L.A. and smoking with yoga and reading. She hasn’t looked this good in years.” Lohan spends her days writing in a journal, soaking up “spiritual classes” and working shifts at Smith’s, a nearby supermarket, where her earnings go to a local charity. She’s been really worried about the influence she’s having on her little sister Ali [13],” Ivens said. “That’s why this time she’s determined to sort herself out, because she doesn’t want her Ali to grow up and suffer the same things she’s suffered.”
Because when I think suffering, I don’t think something trite like “Indonesian children trafficked as sex slaves for Western tourists.” I think Lindsay Lohan. She’s our generations Mahatma Gandhi. And she hasn’t looked this good in years! So much better than when she was a haggard seventeen years old. Unfortunately, the whole “taking it seriously” thing might be a tad premature. OK! Magazine reports today
According to the [source], Lindsay, 21, and a large, older gentleman, possibly a bodyguard, entered a Maverik convenience store in Orem, Utah, last night (Aug. 21) and purchased some Miller Lite. When approached by fans for an autograph, Lindsay’s companion replied, “This is not a good time.”
So we’re to assume she’s blowing this guy and drinking beer in between nature walks and equine therapy? Because I know that’s how I “take it seriously.” People at work used to say, “C’mon, Abby — you need to buckle down and get serious.” And I’d pull a flask out of my drawer and hike up my skirt and put one leg on my desk and the other up on the file cabinet while making some moaning noises and the tongue-in-cheek sign for blowjob. Pretty much the only thing more serious than me is maybe the Holocaust or the AIDS virus. Or Lindsay Lohan, but that really goes without saying.
A couple of boring candids of Lohan NOT buying beer after the jump
9 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
Since she’s already in the meat aisle, I’d think it’s prudent to say I’d like to slap her with my meat.
Aug 23rd, 2007
abby
I see you, too, are a serious person. We’re a dying breed.
Aug 23rd, 2007
margaretta
So serious she arranges a photo shoot…pluease!
Her lips need plumping she is getting that white trash trailer look
Aug 23rd, 2007
sonya
You know she’s hiding another book inside that one.
Aug 23rd, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Take a picture of me with a Penthouse, following this logic, that would make me Bob motherfucking Guccione.
I’m going out to buy some gold chains right now…
Aug 23rd, 2007
JohnL
She’s standing by some potato chips in one of those pictures. Lay’s, I’m assuming. Sour cream and onion, for sure.
Aug 23rd, 2007
bionic bunny
sonya, yeah, i’ll bet its an archie and jughead comic.
Aug 23rd, 2007
Dragulf
That ‘book’ photo is a bad photoshop.
Aug 23rd, 2007
lzorno
THis is pathetic, why can’t she just go away somewhere and hide so we never have to see her ugly freckled entirely freckled body and face. She can’t act, she can’t drink, she can’t drive, she can’t keep a man, she can’t sing, she can’t do drugs, she can’t get sober, she can’t stay sober, she can’t do anything but annoy me! Did i mention she can’t act or sing? Yes, yes I did…
Aug 26th, 2007
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