Aug 23, 20071
Quickies: Land of Milk and Honey

Jennifer Lopez goes all vinyl dungeon mistress in her new video. (CelebNewsWire)
Nicole Richie doesn’t want drugs — did I hear that right? (I’m Not Obsessed)
Lindsay Lohan reaps the benefits of doing most of your blow before you get in the car. (MollyGood)
The Germans have got to stop encouraging David Hasselhoff. (Defamer)
Vintage celebrity nipples for your Thursday afternoon. (Drunken Stepfather)
Rebecca Romijn makes my loins weep with joy. (Use My Computer)
I’m supposed to believe that’s milk exploding on Hayden Panettiere’s face? Please. I know porn when I see it. (Tasteful Celebs)
Brian Williams is down with the young folk and their hip happenin’ ways. (Jossip)

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Vermillion
Figures Lopez would be into BDSM. How else do you explain the nutlocks she put on her past hookups?
Just when I felt a twinge of guilt, I remembered Hayden is legal now. You can’t stop me now, Hansen!
Aug 23rd, 2007
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