Amy Winehouse and Husband Fight in Public
Amy Winehouse and her heroin addict husband took turns beating the shit out of each other at a hotel in London yesterday. The Daily Mail reports
Guests at the Sanderson hotel reported hearing the sound of clattering furniture and screaming coming from [Amy and Blake's] £500-a-night suite. The fight left 23-year-old Winehouse with blood staining her pink ballet shoes and the knees of her jeans. Purple bruises could be seen on the side of her neck and her knuckles were swollen. But her 24-year-old husband appeared to have come off a lot worse with cuts and scratches on both cheeks and around his neck.
No good domestic dispute is complete unless it continues out into the street:
At around 2.30am, the fight sounded like it had restarted [and] Winehouse was seen sprinting down the corridor to the lift, pursued by her badly bleeding husband. They started shouting at each other. “Amy was in floods of tears. This guy was screaming at her. She was cowering in the corner and I thought he was going to hit her. When the lift door opened, she took off across the lobby at a real pace. He was chasing after her and was about five paces behind by the time she got to the main hotel entrance.” The couple then dashed into the street. An eyewitness said: “Just after 3am, Amy came sprinting out and down the road. She was in a real state of panic. Blake was running after her, but couldn’t catch up. Amy was so hell-bent on getting away from him that she ran into the middle of the street and flagged down a random car that happened to be full of girls. She was saying, ‘Quickly, I have to get in, I have to get away, please help me’. Her voice was breaking, you could tell she was scared.”
I can’t remember which fairy tale this is more like. Is it The Princess and the Pea? Sleeping Beauty? The Taming of the Shrew? I guess it doesn’t really matter, because like the brave knight in any good fairy tale, her husband came to her rescue:
In a series of texts to celebrity blogger Perez Hilton, she defended her husband and said “Blake is the best man in the world. We would never ever harm each other… I was cutting myself after he found me in our room about to do drugs with a call girl and rightly said I wasn’t good enough for him. I lost it and he saved my life.”
Another good way to save someone’s life is to hold them underwater until they stop kicking. Or offer them a 12-gauge and a pen and a pad of paper. In high school I was in a support group for suicidal teens, so I know all the best ways to save people on the brink of self-destruction. Any good counselor will tell you that the road to recovery starts with binge drinking and cowering in the corner of an elevator. Hmmm… on second thought, maybe it wasn’t “the road to recovery.” Maybe it was “the highway to hell.” I was really into Angus Young and LSD in the eleventh grade, so sometimes it gets a little mixed up.
More pictures of the lovebirds post-fight after the jump
19 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
What, nobody pulled a knife? No gunplay?
Pfffffffffffft, amateurs.
Aug 24th, 2007
abby
I get mine with my tech-9.
Aug 24th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Me and my bitch don’t consider it a fight ’til someone pulls a machete.
But that’s how we roll.
Aug 24th, 2007
RichPort
Oh yeah, we me and my wife, Seven Finger Fiora, lop digits off of each other when someone spills milk. Incidentally, I can only count to 16 with my shoes of and my zipper down.
Aug 24th, 2007
margaretta
I can’t believe how much better she looks…tough love.
Aug 24th, 2007
RichPort
This bithc is crazy, but he CD is excellent. She’ll die via shotgun to the mouth I’m sure.
TUPACALYPSE NOW!!!!
Aug 24th, 2007
Softcoppertone
WTF! Why is she married to a heroine addict? did n e one miss that? AND….she whooped his muthafuckin ass! YOu go girl shit! Cut his fucking face up! She felt Tina Turner all Up in her soul!!!!!! Damn these pictures did bring back flashbacks of that movie! GODDAMN!! COme on AMY levea His ass, Move to AMerica and tell him to die of an OD. You better get yourself together before you loose your career and your life behind nothing. Come on BItch Snap da Fuck OUtta that!
Aug 24th, 2007
JohnL
My, such a cute couple. I bet Pete Doherty is eating his heart out. Mainly because his heart is made of cocaine. As is the rest of his body.
Mr. Winehouse (the other Mr. Winehouse, not Amy) is a heroine addict, eh? Too bad we can’t get Pete Doherty and him together so we can cook up a 250 lb speedball. We could mix them in Cisco Adler’s scrotum.
Aug 24th, 2007
sonya
I sure hope she doesn’t have any kids. They can beat the living shit out of each other if they want, but they better not bring an innocent kid into that hellhole.
Aug 24th, 2007
Sorceressss
This is so sweet! You know a relationship isn’t serious until you have the middle-of-the-night smackdown. True romance….. In fact, this little incident reminds me of a scene in that very movie!
Aug 24th, 2007
Penis Mightier
Someone’s actually screwing Amy Winehouse?
Aug 24th, 2007
Softcoppertone
LMAO yea and AMY was IKE!!!!LMAO
Aug 24th, 2007
devnull
a good chunk of her “injuries” definitely seem to stem from her kicking and punching her husband so hard that she makes herself bleed. But its nice that Amy Winhouse’s behaviour is so outrageous that its more or less makes it impossible to just blame it all on her husband, which is definitely most peoples instinct in these situations.
Aug 24th, 2007
rlr260
Nothing says love like biting, scratching, kicking, screaming, fleeing into the night, and being stalked. Such a lovely couple.
Aug 24th, 2007
DiamondSal
Drama Queen is going to be institutionalize and then how happy will she be?
Aug 24th, 2007
MoreDiva
Damn, this chick is for real, I would not want to run up on her azz in a dark ally. Whoa
Aug 24th, 2007
NS4W.ORG
No….No issues there.
Aug 27th, 2007
cassidy14
OMG!!! that sucks if amy winehouse or blake is reading this i think you guys are two awsome people but if you guys are going to keep this shit up, you guys would be better off not seing each ohter any more!! like i said before amy your a beautiful woman but i think you where alot better off without blake and i know you love him but sweetie i think that night will be one that you may never forget!!!!
-ps. sorry that had to happen to you!!!!
Dec 23rd, 2007
blockbuster.
IF IN DOUBT KILL…
Jan 19th, 2008
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