Aug 24, 2007
Mariah Carey Gets Naked
Mariah Carey gets nekkid in “Interview” magazine next month and opens up about her 2001 post-”Glitter” breakdown. And that cover’s got me feelin’ emotions, indeed. Is nausea an emotion? Or is it more of a physical sensation? I guess at this point we’re just splitting hairs. All I’m trying to say is that Mariah Carey naked makes me want to vomit. Nobody wants to see a fat chick on the covers of a magazine. Unless of course it’s “Plumper” magazine and you have some kind of chubby fetish, in which case it should be noted that you’re a disgusting loser and nobody likes you.
37 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
Is that some new cow fetish mag (CFT to those of us in the movement) . It’s not in any of my subscription lists….
Aug 24th, 2007
Dragulf
Biggest Diva… No shit!
Aug 24th, 2007
Penis Mightier
Thats an artists rendering of Mariah Carey, and thankfully not actually her.
Aug 24th, 2007
RichPort
I would bone her like a serial rapist at a blind bikini model shoot. Don’t listen to these other boys Mariah, I can handle size 12 real easily…
Aug 24th, 2007
rlr260
She’s not that heavy. She looks good if she wears something that fits. Actually, that tablecloth looks good on her because no ass cheeks are hanging out of too-small shorts, no boobs are bursting out, etc.
Aug 24th, 2007
DiamondSal
She’s a delusional narcissist with the self glorification! Oold age is gonna kill her because this inordinate self-love of physical ..is all she takes pride in..? Psalm 10 verse 4:
`In his pride the wicked does not seek him; in all his thoughts there is no room for God.`
Aug 24th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Sorry but lazy fat asses with mental issues are not my thing.
Aug 24th, 2007
J
I hate Mariah Carey, she is one of those chicks you wish would just go away and never come back. From crappy music to crappy movies shes got a lot of crap, this is just one more crappy thing to ad to the list.
Aug 24th, 2007
Phinneas Possumbottom
Now if only all of you could post photos so the your talentless fatbody can be analyzed…..
Aug 24th, 2007
Vermillion
Wow, thanks RichPort. I thought I would be the only one. Don’t people know by now the crazy narcissists are the ones who give it up the best? They do have a ridiculous sense of superiority to uphold, and they certainly don’t want to be known as a lousy lay.
I mean, just because I think she is Crazy McGoo doesn’t mean I wouldn’t try my damndest to poke that with righteous indignation. I would just make sure I hide anything in the nearby area that could be used as a deadly weapon.
And just like Tyra, I wouldn’t have to worry about screaming her name, since she will take care of that herself.
Aug 24th, 2007
j
all i have to say is big time haters. she looks good
Aug 24th, 2007
Dookie
Jesus Christ. You think she’s fat?
Get help.
Aug 25th, 2007
Dragulf
Dookie, we are here to MOCK celebs not to adore them. Go elsewhere asshat.
Aug 25th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Let’s start with with yours Phineas, go ahead, set the standard…
Aug 25th, 2007
margaretta
More blanket, longer hair and a bag for her head.
She’s fugly if she fat or skinny.
Aug 25th, 2007
seritium
Has anyone every looked past her giant body at her head? She is a butterface of epic proportions - that is one FUG face she has there. Mushy nose, bulbous forehead, horse teeth, blah figure… just FUG.
Aug 25th, 2007
Vermillion
I must seriously live around some repulsively ugly people, because I cannot see the so-called “fugliness” in quite a few of the apparent horrors here.
*looks out window*
Yep, my neighborhood is tore up from the floor up.
Aug 25th, 2007
Phinneas Possumbottom
Super Witty there Slim. Maybe next time you can lead with the rubber v. glue argument….
Aug 25th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Well, you get as good as you give son.
You haven’t inspired anyone here to waste any of the A material.
Still waiting for your AWESOME pics….
Aug 26th, 2007
kathie!
Looks like she bought her jewelry at WalMart.
Some of the comments are so unoriginal. Just writing that she is fat because someone else wrote that.
She is definitely a normal size woman and not fat. I am sure the majority of people putting her down have muffin tops.
Aug 27th, 2007
RichPort
Mariah can sing “We Belong Together”… to my cock. Sorry boys, but much like a war worn leaterneck standing in front of Saddam Hussein, anorexia just won’t make my soldier salute. You can keep your Albas, Hiltons, Bosworths and “supermodels” so thin they disappear when turned sideways. They’re like sheets of paper with push up bras and stylists. I’d fuck this woman in a cocaine heartbeat, and many of you would pay for the video. Nevermind the fact I’m unfairly hansome and monstrously (and might I add unfairly) well endowed.
And just like Tyra, I wouldn’t have to worry about screaming her name, since she will take care of that herself.
Classic Vermillion…heheheheheheheh… good job.
Aug 27th, 2007
johnnie
MARIAH IS NOT FAT. AND SH EIS NOT SKINNY WITHER. SHE IS PERFECT. 9 OUT OF 10 MEN WILL CHOOSE HER BODY OVER THOSE SKINNY SHITTY BODIES CUZ THEY IS NOTHING TO HOLD DURING SEX. AND DEY WILL ALSO CHOOSE HER BODY OVER URS I BET!!
I BET IF IT WAS KATE MOSS NAKED U WONT SAY U WANTED TO VOMIT BECAUSE SHE IS STICK THIN. HOW FOOLISH. MARIAH IS THE BEST
Aug 27th, 2007
RichPort
johnnie…? Tourette’s much?
Aug 27th, 2007
lovel
mariahhh……..fucking beauty body.kissessssss all
Aug 30th, 2007
Erin
I am glad to see that there are men on here saying that they like women who are larger than a size 4. I can’t believe that there are women on here calling Mariah fat. I don’t care for her music either, but that doesn’t mean that i am going to call her fat. She doesn’t look fat at all in that picture.
Aug 30th, 2007
aji
It’s sad that women are put down for being “normal”. No wonder eating disorders are so prevalent amongst American women. This author of this post should really re-evaluate his backward thinking.
Sep 8th, 2007
Joe
Any of you critical bastards who don’t think Mariah has a nice bod must like emaciated skinny model types who look like 10 year old boys. If I was you I’d get checked out for gayness. Mariah and Tyra have the most curvy bods in the biz.
Sep 8th, 2007
AshleyD.
Yall, Mariah’s not fat. She just looks that way, because she’s getting older. Everyone who gets older either gets fat or saggy cheek. And everyone one of yall should know that cause im sure all of yalls parents or atleast over 35 (Or have family members over 35). Yall are just seriousy hatin!!!
Sep 17th, 2007
mallo
omg you very stupid guys
pfff
mother******
Sep 19th, 2007
hot dude
she is fucking fit, my god, the older she gets the more i wnt her, check out those curves who needs size 0, all the gay annerexic arseholes thats who. shes worth a million.
Dec 24th, 2007
Mr MaRIAH
I love her….I LOVE her
Apr 1st, 2008
SR 71
Mariah is Like sun Hot.I would DO her any day.No if only she would drop cloth and point her body directy at the camera….
Apr 3rd, 2008
clayton freeman
wow look at that how would not want to fuck mariah carey in asshole?
just thinking adout it i would want her to suck my dick .then i would put it in her asshole!
Sep 6th, 2008
lexi
mariah looks pretty sexy rite here
Mar 16th, 2009
ddddd
FycKin gAy!!!
Jun 10th, 2009
Stanley
Mariah carey sex video
Aug 5th, 2009
Quinn Luter
Really sexy video with Mariah Carey found here:
http://mariah–carey-sex.blogspot.com/?id=78408456&s=y
Full video!!!
Oct 5th, 2009
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