Aug 25, 2007
Quickies: Night of the Living Dead
Hayden Panettiere is deliciously legal in FHM. (The Grumpiest)
Teri Hatcher looks like death. Death in a lot of bronze eyeshadow. (The Bastardly)
But what we’re all wondering is — did anyone steal Kirsten Dunst’s retainer? (Celebitchy)
Tyra Banks gets is exponentially more annoying with each passing minute. (MollyGood)
The other less-whorey Lohan crashes her car. (Socialite Life)
Jim Carrey is one lucky bastard. (CelebSlam)
6 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
Hayden Pantystain is hot,
if you’re into midgetry.
Aug 25th, 2007
Vermillion
Which, apparently, I am. Especially when they do the sit-n-spin. w00t!
Aug 25th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
hahahahahaha
Aug 25th, 2007
Petite
Hayden is waaaaay too young to be posing like that. This GIRL hasn’t even grown BREASTS yet! She looks rediculious. Reminds me of when 18 year old Britney Spears suddenly started posing and dressing like a 20 year old stripper.
Aug 25th, 2007
RichPort
I like ‘em short. They don’t have to hurt their knees when they… wait is that ok to say yet?
Teri Hatcher… oh when she was the hottest thing on TV… se’ll be great in the next installament of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre…
Less-whorey Lohan… talk about an oxymoron.
Aug 27th, 2007
Vermillion
You are in the clear RichPort. At least THAT part of the fantasy won’t be a felony anymore.
Aug 27th, 2007
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