Britney Spears Investigated for Child Abuse
Don’t think you’re making it the entire day without any news of Britney Spears. TMZ reports
Britney Spears is being investigated for possible child abuse. An unscheduled hearing was held today at L.A. County Superior Court. Present — Britney’s lawyer, Dennis Wasser, K-Fed’s attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan, and a lawyer from the Los Angeles County Counsel who is assigned to the dependency court.We do not know the specifics of the allegations but we’re told the L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services is conducting an active investigation.
Since when does being drunk and high and fat around your kids constitute child abuse? What, so now it’s magically child abuse if you videotaped the occasional triple penetration during nap time? Come on, people! That’s what the nanny’s there for! It’s not like being a drunken whore ever killed a baby. If anything, it teaches the baby independence and adaption. And all the different places you can stick a penis when you’re not throwing up or crying. It’s like reading “Chicken Soup for the Soul,” only with more cigarettes and condoms.
More of Brit outclassing you in Hollywood after the jump
6 Comments, Comment or Ping
margaretta
Dang, she’s hot, as in hellish!
Aug 27th, 2007
sonya
You missed a pimple there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, oh and there’s another one…
Aug 27th, 2007
Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver
I think someone left a three-month old tuna fish sammich in the back of my short yellow bus… nevermind I forgot I just dropped Brit-Brit off at Dumb Blonde Middle School for music class.
Aug 27th, 2007
RichPort
Yea, sonya, ProActiv needs to approach Zitney like… right fucking now!
Aug 28th, 2007
syd
What the hell is she driving that her head is above the windshield?
Aug 28th, 2007
redhead bitch
It’s “adaptation”, not “adaption”.
Sep 8th, 2007
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