Earl “DMX” Simmons Likes Setting Dogs on Fire
Rapper DMX, best remembered for screaming about losing his mind between consistent blasts of a whistle, seems to like killing dogs almost as much as Falcons quarterback Michael Vick. TMZ reports
Maricopa County, Ariz. Sheriff’s Department raided rapper DMX’s home in Cave Creek and removed 12 distressed pit bulls. DMX, whose real name is Earl Simmons, has a long rap sheet, which includes a guilty plea to animal cruelty charges in 2002. A further search of the property yielded three canine corpses, one of which “seemed to be burned.” Also found — “a large number of weapons, some drug paraphernalia, and a lot of cars that don’t match the license plates.”
Well, there’s something you don’t see every day. A brotha with a stock pile of weapons and a bunch of stolen cars in his backyard. I asked my grandpa for his take on it, and he looked at me and said, “Well, what’d ya expect, dummy? You give ‘em forty acres and a mule and let ‘em vote and it’s bound to happen again.” “Um, what’s bound to happen, Grandpa?” I asked. “Hitch up the wagon, we’re goin’ into town! My pockets are on fire. Tuesday!” So then I pressed the button on his morphine drip and paged the nurse to empty his bed pan again.
31 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
Apparently just about anyone named “Earl” is just a couple of sammiches short of a picnic…
A few bricks shy of a load..? Paddling with just one oar..? Playing with a full deck… of jokers..? Elevator notgoin’ up to the top floor..? An epic novel without the words “and” or “the” anywhere in the text..?
I mean come on people, it’s not like he hijacks trucks at JFK or… oh wait…
Aug 27th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Ruff Ryders Anthem, Timbaland remix:
STOP……. DROP! some gasoline on some dogs …..YO OHHH …HO…OH.. that’s how the ruff ryders roll…
Aug 27th, 2007
Penis Mightier
What’s up with black guys and dogs? And black guys and total disregard for anything any other human being would call decent?
Aug 27th, 2007
margaretta
Oh Earl, how cliche of you!
Aug 27th, 2007
Penny
Your comments are getting really tired and repetitive. Are you new? The blogging used to be outrageous and unexpected. We get that you drink in the morning and all of that, but your comments on this one are just boring and predictable.
Aug 27th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Seeing as how she doesn’t work for you and does this as pure entertainment, I’ll give you the boring and repetitive STFU and make your own goddamned blog response, “penny”…whore.
Aug 27th, 2007
RichPort
Dear Penny,
What? Folks to poor to name you dollar? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA…
Comic gold, I know. Cuntsidering I never see your cleverness on display, I’ll just say my ego remains firmly intact.
Love,
RichPort
PS p- DMX is probably the most overrated rapper in 15 years, and the most underrated dog raper in 15 days.
Aug 27th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
RichPort: I wouldn’t exactly call him overrated, that first Ruff Ryders anthem video was pretty raw. Homeboy also pretty much lives the life, meaning he’s hasn’t become a “boutique” thug. He really is a scumbag.
Aug 27th, 2007
RichPort
True, Slim. As a life long hip hop fan, he doesn’t quite measure up, but in terms of being “real” yea, he’s one dude I wouldn’t wanna meet down a dark alley. Unlike some of the other homothugs like Ja Rule, he actually never seems to let money buy him any sense. I always said if Tupac was alive, DMX probably would have never made a dime, as he filled that void for some. That said, there’s nothing wrong with torching a few pitbulls, as long as your marinate them overnight first and take out the innards for gravy.
Aug 27th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Agreed, however, Tupac, was Cali, I’ve always been partial to the New York style DMX brought forth, I am a Brooklyn boy after all. Tupac was a little *product* he had a political conscience that came from his upbringing (he was brought up within the Black Panthers and his mom was an activist) and then became all *hard* and “gangsta” to sell volume. DMX on the other hand, came from the street.
Aug 27th, 2007
Tim
Oh please Penny, you try writing every single day coming up with great stuff ALL the time. Besides, this one was pretty good. I loved the whole morphine drip bit and emptying the piss thing hahahaha. I don’t know who to thank since Abby has another writer on the team (albeit a less talented one) (That’s not to bash the other writer but to compliment Abby) (Ok it was probably to bash the other writer too why didn’t you choose me??? ; ).
Aug 27th, 2007
Dat_DoOd
wow, this site is gettin more n more racist with every week. Good job douchebags. @Penis Mightier, you sound like a completely sheltered and oblivious fuckin moron. The whole “What’s up with black guys and dogs? And black guys and total disregard for anything any other human being would call decent?” ummmm you’re an idiot because it is not JUST black guys that deal with dog fighting. The only reason you are even fuckin sayin that RETARDED statement is because of TWO BLACK MALE celebrities that are in the spotlight now for that. lol and as for this shit “And black guys and total disregard for anything other human being could call decent?” Have you forgotten about ALL THE FUCKIN WHITE PEOPLE have been killing and hunting for “sport” animals for hundreds of years? How the fuck do you think animals are becoming extinct??? You sound like a complete fuckin tool. Log off the computer and kill yourself tard.
Aug 27th, 2007
RichPort
DoOd… let’s not let the our offense at one person’s attempt at humor preclude our future bigoted rants here! We need ignorant comments to remind us that humor can be found in all places, like that club footed retard spic/ chink hybrid who lives down the hall from me with his halfrican American mom and her 37 cats. I swear those two are a joke a day…
Slim, I lived in Brooklyn back before it was so… whitewashed. I too am partial to East Coast hip hop, I just always thought DMX was more bravado than substance, which has it’s merits. He is one of the only popular artists frm the 90s who never got a dime from me. That said, I too wanted one of those four wheelers when I say that video, and I have been known to bark when “Get At Me Dog” comes on.
Aug 27th, 2007
margaretta
Racist? Really?
Next DMX will be on Cribs showing off his plasmas and pointing out that Scarface poster…hmmm.
Aug 27th, 2007
Dragulf
Really? Two BLACK “celebs” are in the spotlight and that is racist? Nigger please…
Aug 27th, 2007
Penis Mightier
Yeah, I agree Dat_DoOd. Whats your point?
Aug 27th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
From the Boondocks what would MLK say:
This is it?! This is what I took all those ass whoppings for?! I had a dream once. It was a dream where little black boys and little black girls could drink from the river of prosperity, freed from the thirst of oppression.. But lo and behold, some four decades later, what have I found but a bunch of triflin’, shiftless, good-for-nothing niggers! And I know a lot of you don’t want to hear me say that word. It’s the ugliest word in the english language, but that’s what I see now. Niggers. And you dont want to be a nigger, because niggers are living contradictions. Niggers are filled with unfulfilled ambitions. Niggers wax and wane. Niggers love to complain. Niggers love to hear themselves talk but hate to explain! Niggers love to be another man’s judge and jury. Niggers procrastinate until it’s time to worry. Niggers love to be late! Niggers hate to hurry…”
Keep defending this mofo and the rest of these thugs, and that’ all we’ll ever be…. niggers.
nuff said.
Aug 27th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Oh, and as of today I’m deleting and getting rid of of all his music, and Jay Z and the WU, Cube and NWA and EVERYTHING, all that ghetto bullshit.
Aug 27th, 2007
Dat_DoOd
Dragulf says: “Really? Two BLACK “celebs” are in the spotlight and that is racist? Nigger please…”
^^^just another idiot racist with “selective hearing”. Read it again, nobody said that JUST them being in the spotlight was racist. Some of you people are amazingly stupid.
Aug 27th, 2007
margaretta
And don’t forget to get rid of your bling
Aug 27th, 2007
abby
My, my, my. Thanks to all my peeps who got that it was supposed to be the insane ramblings of the bedridden and senile. Your loyalty will be rewarded soon enough.
And for every fucker calling me racist, allow me this story:
My fellow car pooler/neighbor and I were letting the kids run around at the mall playground one rainy afternoon. It was a nice time — the kids played, we chatted, everyone was happy. Then we were accosted by some hooting and hollering and a bevy of swears. My neighbor shook her head and turned to me and said, “Why is it always black people?” The whole point of this story is that my neighbor IS FUCKING BLACK and was embarrassed by these fellow black people’s behavior. Just like I might be embarrasses when a fellow caucasoid throws on a white hood and burns a couple of crosses.
It’s okay to make racial observations. I’ve said it before: I make fun of gays, fat people, women, midgets, the homeless, old people, the handicapped, the ugly, poor people, white people, Jews, Muslims, Christians, Hispanics, etc., etc. I would only be a racist if I made fun of all these groups and NOT black people.
Dummies.
Aug 27th, 2007
Dragulf
I swear Abby, it seems you can say ANYTHING about ANY class/race/religion but you mention BLACK and you are a racist. Gimme a break, stop representing and learn to stop being so easily insulted.
This blog has never held back and I hope it never does.
p.s. Abby and Litely are awesome!
Aug 27th, 2007
RichPort
Just remember what Chuck D said:
How to fight the power
Cannot run and hide
But it shouldn’t be suicide
In a game a fool without the rules
Got a hell of a nerve to just criticize
Every brother ain’t a brother
Cause a Black hand
Squeezed on Malcom X and ran
The shootin’ of Huey Newton
‘Cause the hand of a Nigger pulled the trigger
And you can’t pry my Wu CDs out of my cold dead fingers. My one year old was dancing to Ironman just yesterday. And I’ll be listening to Liquid Swords on the car ride home. DMX has no excuse for being a retard, smart as the motherfucker is. If you’re still confused, listen to “The Nigga Experience” by GooDIE MOB or “Sucka Nigga” by ATCQ.
Oh yea, my nuts itch. That warranted mentioning.
Aug 28th, 2007
Sam10
Nigger Vick and now nigger earl. Jesus Christ! I used to think black people were okay. These bastards need to be burned and hung. devils incarnate!!!!!!!!! I hate these niggers!!!!! I used to hate the “n” word. Now I know of two. How many more!!!! goddamned pieces of shit!!!!! sexual perverts and sadists!!!!! they don’t care about anything, heartless scum goddamned scum on earth. Die you motherfuckers, DIE!!!!!!!! I’d kill you myself if I was a nigger like you, cocksucking small prick shit fuckfaces! DIE DIE DIE!!!!!! Give me a rope, some electricity, and some water. What soulless heartless sadistic callous mother fuckers. Their mothers were true sluts for satans to spew out sick eggs that bore these shit fucks.
Sep 1st, 2007
Chickadee
Somebody needs to set his stupid ass on fire, ASSHOLE!!!
Sep 3rd, 2007
john a. whiteman
Niggers are not human. Humans have feelings and compassion. The nigger has been loosed on the white race by the jew slave traders way back when. Of course, you stupid folk have always thought that it was whites who brought your smelly black asses over here but you would be mistaken. Google “aaron lopez” “slave” and see what you get.
I once knew a nigger who kept a doberman in his back yard. He NEVER once fed it in all the years he had it. This dog was as skinny as a rail and hyper as hell. It would literally climb trees in an attempt to catch a bird off guard. He was very proud of his aggressive watch dog. Very proud indeed. This sort of behavior is pretty mainstream within their tribe. They are soul-less sub-humans. God created them by thinking them into existence and then sometime later, saw that he was not pleased with his creation and took dust and BREATHED life into Adam (the first white man.) Say all you want about how I am a toofless trailer trash. I know from whence I speak. Niggers suck ONLY because we allow them to mingle with us whites. I actually don’t have any problem with any race as long as they are not mixing it up with brainless white women to the jew Murry Rothstein’s MTV white race-traitor whore and bootlipped nigger music.
Sep 8th, 2007
wesley
and while Blacks and Whites are preoccupied and distracted by their beefs with each other (and what Britney Spears is up to), our “government” and Muslim terrorists continue to dig graves for the both of us…
Nov 4th, 2007
Alfred Hister
so, I personally would prefer to watch animal abusing niggers fight to the death before we burn the winner. Niggers are not human.
Mar 21st, 2008
FatMother
NIGGERS ARE NOT HUMAN , dity banana nigger monkeys suck on my toes and lick my feet . NIGGERS ARE UGLY AND SHOULD BE SLAVES SO BOW DOWN you ugly NiggerBoys and suck my feets clean
May 3rd, 2008
marcy
@ fatmother … yes so true , all these ugly niggers should lick our feets and suck our toes
Sep 5th, 2009
Rubin
I am a nigger and I would lick Marcy’s feet and suck her toes as long as she commanded me to. White women should be worshiped by us niggers.
Nov 20th, 2009
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