Hulk Hogan’s Son in Car Crash
The 17-year old son of pro wrestler Hulk Hogan was seriously injured in a high-speed car accident yesterday evening. CNN reports
Nick Bollea, 17, was the driver of a Toyota Supra that went out of control while driving at a “high rate of speed” about 7:30 p.m. Sunday in Clearwater, Florida. The car “inexplicably left the roadway,” jumped across a raised median and slammed into a palm tree just east of downtown. Firefighters had to extract Bollea and his passenger, whose identity was not immediately released, from the wreckage. Both were flown to a hospital in nearby St. Petersburg. Police said Bollea — known to viewers [of VH1 reality show "Hogan Knows Best"] as “Nick Hogan” — was not as seriously hurt as his passenger, who was listed as critical.
This is why adolescent males have no business behind the wheel of a car. I think it’s hard-wired into the Y chromosome that “faster” and “harder” is always the best option, whether it be the grocery store parking lot or the last night of your virginity. If there was a way to simultaneous stomp the pedal with their testicles and steer with their penises while looking at boobs and masturbating we’d never get the little bastards off the city streets. That’s probably why God made wieners without opposable thumbs.
6 Comments, Comment or Ping
JohnL
My wiener may not have an opposable thumb (I will neither confirm nor deny rumors of its existence) but it is detachable. So in your face, abby! Literally.
Aug 27th, 2007
RichPort
Meh, he looks like his sister… maybe he just couldn’t take it anymore.
Aug 27th, 2007
margaretta
Yeah but he looks more like his mother and that chick is one scary mamma
Aug 27th, 2007
Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver
Looks like someone will be riding the short yellow bus until he is cleared of charges for being a z-list celebrity. Then again mom and sis will most likely be assisting in giving those “weiners” opposable thumbs tio get him out of this one.
Aug 27th, 2007
Kristina
MAYBE WE SHOULD WISH FOR A QUICK RECOVERY, AND SEND ALL OUR PRAYERS TO BOTH FAMILIES. WE ALL WERE YOUNG ONCE AND WE LEARN FROM EXPERIENCE. ALL MY PRAYERS FOR A QUICK HEALTHY RECOVERY AND THANK GOD YOU ARE ALIVE.
Aug 28th, 2007
2Short
So sorry to hear about your accident we wish you and your friend a quick recovery. millions of prayers have been sent for yall. In christian Love.
Aug 29th, 2007
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