Owen Wilson Tried to Kill Himself, for Real
It appears that The Enquirer was telling the truth yesterday — actor Owen Wilson did in fact try to kill himself over the weekend. The New York Post reveals
A distraught Owen Wilson was found bloodied and dazed after trying to commit suicide by overdosing on pills and slitting his wrist in the wake of a bitter blowup with a close pal.There were no details as to what may have caused Wilson to go off the deep end, except that the incident occurred shortly after a vicious quarrel with an unidentified friend. Wilson’s last serious romantic relationship - with beauty Kate Hudson - fell apart just before Memorial Day. Sources insisted that it did not contribute to Wilson’s emotional turmoil. But Wilson, 38 - who always appeared to be a happy slacker type - has a dark history of depression.
Poor, poor Owen Wilson. An endless stream of drugs and pussy and cash must be so emotionally taxing sometimes. Just like swimming in a chocolate river with Playmate mermaids and riding rainbow unicorns into the sunset leave you so spiritually exhausted. What this guy needs is a break — a night-shift job at a sewage treatment center and maybe esophageal cancer and cleft palate. A little something to purge the monotony of “glorious excess” all the time. Owen is only a man, after all.
11 Comments, Comment or Ping
Penis Mightier
So its true then…money can’t buy happiness? Fuck. Time for plan B.
Aug 28th, 2007
RichPort
Hilarious Abby… that honkey had it coming… er… um… sorry DoOd…
Aug 28th, 2007
maze
depression comes in all forms and if you’ve never had it then you wouldn’t understand. it has nothing to do with how much $$ you have, how you look, or who you sleep with.
Aug 28th, 2007
abby
Cracka-ass cracka. And depression is for pussies who don’t know the meaning of regular exercise and whiskey.
Aug 28th, 2007
Joe
‘An’ not ‘And’, right? An endless stream? Feel free to delete my comment when you fix it. Also, this blog is brilliant - I’m just a little OCD sometimes.
Aug 28th, 2007
Isa
Being the Butterscotch Stallion isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.
Aug 28th, 2007
abby
Thanks, Joe.
Aug 28th, 2007
scott
I agree with Maze. It does come in all forms, I had a parent die from suicide and I deal with depression daily..hopefully he will be ok. Anyone who makes fun of it is just a douche.
Aug 28th, 2007
margaretta
Your knowledge of crazies is impressive
Aug 29th, 2007
pepper
There are really sharp knifes in the hospital.
PLEASE USE ONE and DO IT RIGHT THIS TIME!!!
Can’t act, Can’t kill himself..
He does suck!
Aug 29th, 2007
Alex
Poor Owen,
It must be all this fame and fortune driving him to extremes.
Sep 9th, 2007
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