Aug 28, 2007
Quickies: Tossing Fruit Salad
Tags: Jessica Simpson
Luke Wilson knows that ash and sackcloth might look pretty pitiful, but nothing says “mourning my suicidal brother” like a good hobo beard. (MollyGood)
That dude from “Prison Break” apparently likes “Prison Sex.” (Celebitchy)
Jessica Simpson tries a little chocolate man meat on for size. (Bastardly)
Jake Gyllenhaal likes to put it in the pooper behind busy restaurants. Well, who doesn’t? (CelebNewsWire)
I take back everything I said about Cameron Diaz being pretty. (CelebritySmack)
Naomi Campbell offers you the fruit of her ever-so-naked loins. (CityRag)
2 Comments, Comment or Ping
Dragulf
Yeah, and Wentworth Miller’s managers won’t let him leave the closet. Unlike TCLTC’s managers.
Aug 28th, 2007
RichPort
I think Prison Break dude needs to visit that “not gay” senator from Idaho.
Aug 29th, 2007
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