Renee Zellweger is HOT
Never known for her breathtaking beauty, actress Renee Zellweger has found a way to make herself even uglier: a soccer mom haircut and a BMI of 4. The Daily Mail reports
The Oscar-winning actress’s appearance at the Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers concert left some onlookers surprised at how much weight she has lost. She showed off her slimline figure in a loose-fitting knee-length smock dress. “It’s almost as if she’s wasting away,” said one concertgoer. “Her legs and arms were incredibly thin. Perhaps she’s simply been overdoing the gym workouts.”
Check out those sexy gams! Captain Barbosa meets Kenyan marathon runner. If I found that curled up on my front stoop, you better believe I’d notify a priest after I’d beaten the hell out of it with a shovel. Usually things that unholy come with tails or a third nipple, but you can never be too careful. “Better safe than sorry,” I always say. I also say “If you can’t beat ‘em, have sex with their boyfriends” and “Blood is thicker than water and a hell of a lot harder to clean out of your trunk.” You probably already guessed I moonlight as a sage on the weekends.
More of Renee leaving the salon last week after the jump
7 Comments, Comment or Ping
margaretta
Well, how lovely she is down to her birthweight? Or under?
Aug 28th, 2007
RichPort
I’ve seen bigger, nicer asses at the Urge to Purge convention for fat anorexics.
Aug 28th, 2007
abby
I’m sure her ideal weight is “8-month fetus.” I’ve been shooting for that since college.
Aug 28th, 2007
wsapnin
The oranginess is just as disturbing. But when will these people learn that superskinny = superoldlooking?
Aug 28th, 2007
Gaby
Abby you’re too funny
Aug 28th, 2007
Vermillion
I hope you are happy! I am an indignant Renee Zellweger fan, and your taunts on a website she will probably never see drove her to starve herself!
I hope some sort of animal molests you and give you cancer!
Sincerely,
The Zellwigger.
(That name is funny because I am black.)
In all seriousness, you do realize most people read “Before” and “After” from left to right? Those top pics were confusing the hell out of me. I mean, I thought we settled the “thickness rules” debate on the Mariah post.
Aug 28th, 2007
Snarky Hooperdoodle
My thing itches.
Mar 26th, 2008
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