Britney’s New Single Drops Next Week

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Get ready for Britney Spears’ first single off her latest album to hit the airwaves as early as next week. According to Entertainment Weekly

A source who’s heard the single says it’s called ”Gimme More,” an up-tempo club cut produced by Timbaland protégé Nate ”Danjahandz” Hills (Justin Timberlake, T.I.). ”Gimme More” was also reported as the name of the music video that Spears was spotted shooting in July. The album still has no official title or release date, a third source close to the top-secret project says it’s expected to hit shelves this fall with little to no promotional setup: ”She’s got more than enough material.”

Well, I can’t wait. Just like I can’t wait for my next pap smear or the mainland migration of the killer bee. I just hope I schedule my anus waxing and ingrown toenail surgery the same day her new single breaks. That’s what you call a winning trifecta!

More of Britney leaving a Hollywood recording studio after the jump

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12 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. as if

    Spending all that time deciding which wig to wear must eliminate “dressing bottom half of body” from her hectic schedule.

  2. Unhinged

    Her song drops next week. Her ass has dropped already.

  3. Lindsey

    jesus christ, that is public indecency! (besides the fact that it makes me want to vomit.)

  4. Penis Mightier

    Surely societies musical tastes as a whole have risen above the shit she will inflict upon us. Right? God help us.

  5. RichPort

    Music to grudge fuck to.

  6. abby

    Or hate fuck. Or vomit fuck.

  7. RichPort

    Vomit fuck… heeheehee

    That is an extremely large Black man behind her.

  8. open mouth jones

    That extremely large black man did a GREAT job of not actually looking at her ass.
    He’s probably like “Puh-leeze bitch, put that shit away. My 400 pound momma has a tighter ass than you.”

  9. aubrey

    that picture..where her butt is all eww and stuff..it doesnt look like her-maybe its the back of someone else..its a thought. maybe they staged it :PPPP

  10. margaretta

    The ass has dropped into her boots. Nice, pimply veins.

  11. MR ADAM H

    A new single.

    Her children.

    Her underwear.

    …seems like Britney is just dropping everything these days, no?

    http://myspace.com/mr_adam_h

  12. Chickadee

    Why don’t the cops arrest her already! Ugly popfart, she looks like she smells.

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