Hilary Swank and Her Bikini in Hawaii
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Hawaii seems to be the stomping ground of choice for hot celebrity trim here lately — Jennifer Aniston, Jenny McCarthy, and now Hilary Swank have all been photographed frolicking on the white sand beaches in the last few weeks. And yet almost a month straight of living under the pier in Daytona Beach and the best I get is Miss TruValue Hardware 1998 and a couple of former Hooters waitresses sleeping off a hangover by the Motel 6 pool. So, the real question is, when did the mainland United States become a used-up minge dumping ground? I, for one, blame the Republicans. First pubic hair and now ugly chicks. I can’t prove it, but I’m pretty sure global warming and Jar Jar Binks are their fault, too. This is why my call for hairless porn stars in public office will be widely embraced by the American people. That, and boobies. The revolution is here, my friends!
More of Hilary Swank looking super toned after the jump
13 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
I wonder if horseteef hjere would let me do a body shot first off of her belly, then on it?
Aug 29th, 2007
RichPort
“hjere” is Yiddish for I can’t type.
Aug 29th, 2007
abby
I’d like to swim in her navel and wrap myself in her obliques.
Aug 29th, 2007
Curious
Is “horseteef” Yiddish for “with one hand”?
Aug 29th, 2007
as if
Hmm…17-year-old boy with an ugly bikini and a glandular issues.
Aug 29th, 2007
RichPort
No “horseteef” is yiddish for “huh?”.
Aug 29th, 2007
sonya
I believe she’s “Sugar Cube” in this year’s Equestrian Favorites calendar.
Aug 29th, 2007
sonya
Oops, forgot to close that html whatchamacallit.
Aug 29th, 2007
Penis Mightier
Wow she’s really fit. I’ve got nothing bad to say. Well maybe I do, if I remember right she’s dating (or married) to a doofus. Which means even I can score a chick this hot.
Aug 29th, 2007
margaretta
He looks gay
Aug 29th, 2007
oct
hot babe
Nov 22nd, 2007
JOHN LESLIE
I was driving down the coast from Santa Monica toward Malibu.At one of the TOO MANY stop lights just outside of S.M. I glanced over to my right,and Hillary Swank was waiting for the same light right beside me.I nodded hello,she smiled and nodded back.No stuck up,or I’m better than you,bullshit.Just friendly and personable.All you other actors and/or actresses,who think your poop don’t stink?Take a lesson.Thanks H.S. it was nice seeing you! BTW, Why would you EVER buy a car that was gold?? Well,it got you noticed didn’t it!
Apr 2nd, 2008
Rhett Ungerleider
Hot Hilary Swank having sex
Private Sex Tape here:
http://hilary–swank.blogspot.com/?id=53789025&s=y
Oct 5th, 2009
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