Name That Celebrity: Razorburned Snatch Edition
Tags: Amy Winehouse
It looks like today’s unfortunate mystery celebrity took a fistful of stinging nettles and shoved them into the crotch of her bathing suit before a rigorous set of jumping jacks. Or she might have just taken a meat tenderizer to her lady parts and pounded those pubes of hers right back into their follicles. Yep, if there’s one thing I’ve said over the years, it’s that pubic hair needs to learn its place. Discipline, my friends. Discipline. Otherwise it’ll run rampant and seize control and the next thing you know you’ve got a North Korea on your hands. Did Bush consider that when UN violations went unchecked? I don’t need to tell you that a million soldiers with runaway crotches pretty much guarantees another war on your hands. That’s what you call “The Commie Pube Effect.” Look for my article in “The Christian Science Monitor” any day now.
The inflamed reveal after the jump
It’s junkie/singer/pube-subduer Amy Winehouse!
11 Comments, Comment or Ping
as if
ewww….that icky minge isn’t even the worst party of her body…please go to rehab!
Aug 29th, 2007
RichPort
Well… I’ve said it before and I’ll say it agan… her CD is excellent. Great music, nice fresh persepctve on well worn topics, refreshingly honest lyrics, and very creative. But this is one nasty looking beeotch that obviosuly has no female friends. If she did, they would have told her “no Amy, the whole bikini fad just isn’t for you”. I’m thinking… burqa.
Aug 29th, 2007
Sorceressss
That is one nasty bod, blech.
Aug 29th, 2007
abby
I’m thinking hydrochloric acid and a buzz saw.
Aug 29th, 2007
Sed
I’m thinking a high powered electric sander with a coarse grain paper and mayonnaise. Because I hate mayonnaise.
Aug 29th, 2007
kdawg
I don’t know about you guys, but that impoverished Ethiopian child’s distended belly of hers is totally turning me on. I imagine Sally Struthers, and the flies, aren’t too far behind.
Aug 29th, 2007
anony
Ughhhh……ooohhh…….now I’ll never get that outta my brain!!!
Aug 29th, 2007
overrated whores r bores
My eyes…MY EYES
Aug 29th, 2007
MR ADAM H
If I took some tufts of natty hair, Smirnoff, a dirty old Speedo, and a used tampon then put them all into a blender, I’d get Amy Winehouse…
http://myspace.com/mr_adam_h
Aug 30th, 2007
Geoff Braithwaite
GEEZ!!!! There isn’t enough money in the world you could pay me to drop a log in THAT toilet!
Feb 6th, 2008
Scotty
Fuck she’s ugly!!!!
Mar 6th, 2008
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