Aug 30, 2007
Keira Knightley is Healthy
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Keira Knightley arrived at the 64th Venice International Film Festival yesterday the very picture of radiant health and vitality. It’s like staring down the human embodiment of the Fertile Crescent here. The Fertile Crescent in too-dark lipstick with greasy hair and all jutting bones and sinews and sallow skin caked with powder. On second thought, maybe not the Fertile Crescent. Maybe the alley behind the makeshift abortion stand in Kuala Lampur where all those prostitutes with leprosy died. Yeah, that sounds about right.
More of Keira not attacking Castle Grayskull after the jump
27 Comments, Comment or Ping
Erin
She looks so scary. Like a terrifying clown.
Aug 30th, 2007
margaretta
By Hollyweird standards, she’s a tad on the heavy side
Aug 30th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Set that twin barreled Remington to: Anorexic Clown-Whore
FIRE!
Aug 30th, 2007
Sorceressss
What a fatass, you can still see her when she turns sideways.
Aug 30th, 2007
abby
She should try a tummy cincher and some laxatives.
Aug 30th, 2007
Penis Mightier
I dated a chick as thin as her once. “Why don’t you ever hug me?” she’d ask. “Because you’re so skinny its fucking disgusting” I’d answer. I don’t remember why she broke up with me.
Aug 30th, 2007
RichPort
Geez, I hope her shower drain is steel mesh and not one of those wide slotted ones.
Aug 30th, 2007
open mouth jones
Her teeth are scaring me people. Seriously, she’s looking at my left boob like she wants to eat it.
Aug 30th, 2007
Penis Mightier
I like how she’s sukcing in her cheeks in pic #5 like they’re not sunken in enough.
Aug 30th, 2007
Mr. Poop
She looks like Jack from The Nightmare Before Christmas.
Aug 30th, 2007
PleaseTrimYourNoseHairs!
Naaaw, it’s a bobble-head doll!
Aug 30th, 2007
bionic bunny
what happened to her???
that’s kind of a cute dress, though. if it were in a larger size, and on a woman.
Aug 30th, 2007
kdawg
She kind of looks like Helena Bonham Carter there. Well, if you brushed Helena’s hair, then cut off her head and stuck it on the body of a 9 year old boy. …A fucking HOT 9 year old boy.
Aug 30th, 2007
Tim
Wow, I thought these were fakes. The first pic looked like a head photoshopped onto some weird deformed body. Then I looked at the rest and it turns out it’s her. Weird.
Aug 30th, 2007
sarah
ok, honestly, she looks really darn skinny, but she doesn’t actually look anorexic. Her skin and hair do look healthy. For a serious fright factor, check out Renee Zelweger these days, the bulging veins and saggy skin are a big red flag for an eating disorder.
Aug 30th, 2007
Pollywollylollypop
She has classic, 1940s beauty in this photograph, in that I haven’t seen cheekbones so angular and protrudent since the liberation of Buchenwald. Get her some reparations, quick!
Aug 30th, 2007
sonya
I think her jawbone is the same width as her waist.
Aug 30th, 2007
MR ADAM H
You forgot to mention that horribly mismatched firetruck-red nailpolish.
I once heard anorexia eats away at your brain. Seeing Keira dress like this proves.
Poor thing, get help! Or a better stylist. Whichever.
http://myspace.com/mr_adam_h
Aug 30th, 2007
Clevegal42
It looks like her head is one of those antenna toppers and her body is the antenna. And what is up with the sucking in of the cheeks - makes her lips look like - I don’t know what, but it’s bad.
Aug 30th, 2007
David
I don’t understand why the sight of a skinny woman evokes the kind of vitriol and nastiness I read here. Humans vary. If she were twenty pounds overweight, like most of us, I suppose I’d might the same kind of meanness unleashed against her for being fat; but I remain perplexed by the hostility she evokes.
Aug 31st, 2007
elise
sarah-
i think her hair looks healthy due to the dark dye job. anorexia was practically contagious in my high school, and a lot of girls would dye their hair dark to mask thinning and dullness. it’s really sad the lengths some people will take to avoid getting help.
Aug 31st, 2007
shankyouverymuch
She is an ANT … Really just stick 2 antenna on her forehead and voila, instant ANT! She is really a sight, Yucksville all the way …
Sep 1st, 2007
kindrom
She has a pretty big head, and very squarely jawbones. So basically, if her LONG LONG neck is also boney, she looks horribly disfigured. On top of all that, she doesnt know how to put on makeup nor keep a DEFINED physique, leaving her with a huge wobbly head and a tiny boney body.
Sep 1st, 2007
paris herpes
David, I’m not 20 lbs overweight! So there! Anyway, she’s always been a skinny ass bitch. Her hair looks like it doesn’t fall out though, like Nicole Ritchie’s, and at least she’s not pregnant like that skank is. It’s always unsettling to see how people comment about skinny women and fat women in the same exact way, maybe it makes them feel better about themselves…or something…
Sep 3rd, 2007
sowoman somewhere
She looks like a bobble head. Yikes
Sep 12th, 2007
Beth
ok i love Keira Knightley, she’s like my idol!! so anyone who trashes her is just jealous of their fat ass and wish they could be like her!!! honestley she actually works out to stay toned and her hair is dyed not because she’s anorexic but because she’s an actress and in movies, in which require her making bodily changes!!! and seriously if you nothing better to do than trash a celbrity while secretly wishing you were them than you are the ones who need help on finding your identity!!!!
Nov 16th, 2007
SaraYarah
I don’t believe she’s anorexic.
I think she’s drop dead gorgeous but the first pic is a bit weird.
Other than that, she’s fabulous.
Apr 18th, 2009
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