Lindsay Lohan Still Doing Drugs, Dick
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Don’t be fooled by Zen master Lindsay in the above photograph — she’s as much of a coked-up whore as she ever was. Female First reports
Lindsay Lohan has reportedly been caught taking drugs in rehab.The ‘Mean Girls’ star was allegedly forced to undergo a drugs test by staff at Utah’s Cirque Lodge facility, and the results came back positive. A source is quoted as saying: “When ordered to take a drug test, she reluctantly complied but screamed and cursed at the medical director before storming out the room. She was told that if she couldn’t conform to the programme she’d have to leave.”
According to reports it is not Lindsay’s first indiscretion since entering Cirque Lodge earlier this month. She is said to have been caught having sex in a toilet cubicle with a male patient, and is reportedly frequently late to meetings and refuses to do any chores or menial tasks such as washing up.
Let’s cut Lindsay a break here. Sure, doing drugs in rehab is never a good idea, but you try hanging out in a public restroom and see just how long you can contain your libido. If you can contain it at all, that is. It’s no coincidence that pulling down your pants is mandatory in the restroom. The sticky carpet of spattered urine and ammonia granules, the sweet nectar of 200 poops long-since flushed, and a urine-streaked porcelain throne wedged into a good eight cubic feet of space. Boy, I’m wet just thinking about it. If I could have all that plus a syphilitic hobo licking my face and maybe some used maxi-pads stapled to my chin, I believe I’d never leave the Waffle House bathroom again. I’m pretty sure that’s what the Native Americans call “heaven on Earth.”
20 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
Eh heh heh, there she is, sitting in the lotus position, trying to meditate, and someone calls their friend, “Dick!”…and there goes her concentration.
What’s that line from X-Men 2 with the prison guard and Mystique?
“Isn’t it a little dirty in here?”
“That’s the point.”
Aug 30th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
You’re a sick twisted individual Abby.
I forgot what I was gonna post. I stand in awe, mistress.
Aug 30th, 2007
bionic bunny
*snort*
yup. she’s just showcasing her fine acting technique.
what has she got to loose? she’s already got her sentence down to a day, right?
Aug 30th, 2007
RichPort
And the whole time the guy’s boinking her thinking… yup, this evaluation was worth it… I’m DEFINITELY selling my cleaning supplies to this nut house… and they thought I was a patient…
Aug 30th, 2007
marius
richport you are soo fucking cool right?…nice fucking comments dickhead
Aug 30th, 2007
marius
fuck your point sonya
Aug 30th, 2007
open mouth jones
And a hardy FUCK YOU goes out to none other than gayfer marius for lamest comments of the week. Poo head.
Aug 30th, 2007
margaretta
I think I’m going to apply there for my next vacation.
Aug 30th, 2007
sonya
AW Lindsay, how’d you ever find a spare moment to post between blow and blowjobs?
Aug 30th, 2007
marius
shut up motherfucker
Aug 30th, 2007
marius
sonya how you find a spare moment between stupidity comments end being a whore?
Aug 30th, 2007
Penis Mightier
marious, he comment type good.
Aug 30th, 2007
sonya
Lindsay, be adequite! Does that translate into whatever your native language is?
Did it really take you 3 minutes after “motherfucker” post to regurgitate my comment? A little slow on the uptake?
Aug 30th, 2007
cupcake
haha stupid tramp - she is practicing for that porn career
Aug 30th, 2007
anony
Clock is at 14:59 for this idiot.
NO ONE will cast her now — in anything — because they won’t be
able to get a completion bond for her. EVER.
Let’s get that “last resort” Playboy spread all ready to go….
Aug 31st, 2007
Burt
I’m afraid that after three rehabs, and no change, the only hope for her is to become “born again!” Give up all those evils whhich she evidently can’t control. Cut out all the so-called friends who lead her on these distructive paths. Quit going to bars and nightclubs where trouble lerks. If she does that she will be in no further need of rehad!!!
Aug 31st, 2007
marius
that motherfucker was not for you my dear sonya
Aug 31st, 2007
marius
open mouth jones shut up end put a bullet in your head before i do it
Aug 31st, 2007
Tyrone Elsea
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