Lindsay Lohan’s estranged father Michael bashed ex-wife Dina in an interview with celebrity blogger Perez Hilton yesterday. Among other things, Michael claims to have proof that Dina is a compulsive liar and a drug user. London’s The Sun quotes him as saying:

“Everything out of [Dina's] mouth is a lie. She is deceptive and full of lies. She has this degenerate boyfriend around our kids. The guy’s a drunk [and he's] hanging around my children. I’ll give you a video confession of someone who came to me and said: ‘Michael, I know for a fact that Dina does cocaine because I delivered it to the house to her.’ Dina’s had six DUIs. She’s had car crashes and left the scene, had someone else pick her up and drive. I can prove it. Nothing I’ve ever said has ever been proven to be a lie. I’ve never taken one red cent from Lindsay, but Dina still collects a percentage as Lindsay’s manager. [And talking] about backgrounds — Dina’s brother Paul [Sullivan] is getting sentenced for 9/11 fraud. Her other brother is still living at the basement of her mother’s house at 45 years-old.”

Dina’s response to Michael’s allegations?

“Now the world will know why eight people were issued criminal stay away orders of protection until 2011 against Michael Lohan.”

This is just like end of “A Christmas Carol,” right at the part where Tiny Tim comes hobbling in to say “God bless us, every one,” and Bob Cratchit kicks one of the crutches out from beneath him and tosses it to Mrs. Cratchit so she can play “whale on the cripple” while Ebenezer Scrooge laughs and laughs. I think that’s when Jacob Marley comes in with the whiskey and the eightball and the Christmas fun really starts. Yep, no one says “family togetherness” like Charles Dickens. Except maybe that guy who wrote “A Clockwork Orange.”