Aug 31, 2007

Britney’s New Single Predictably Blows

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Britney Spears retarded new single, “Gimme More” has officially been released, or leaked, or whatever the hell you want to call it. Now I’m not what you’d call a “connoisseur of shitty music” — but I’d have to say this sucks even for a Britney Spears song. Despite the unintentional hilarity of her assy opening declaration of, “It’s Britney, bitch” — it’s got the usual overproduced breathy “vocals” overlying what sounds like bad Nintendo music. And I can’t be sure, but it sounds like Britney actually belches the word “more” and the producer figured, “Ah fuck — let’s just run with it.”

You can listen to the new track here.

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7 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. margaretta

    Bet bitch can belch the alphabet and fart the national anthem too

    Aug 31st, 2007

  2. DiamondSal

    She’s hoping to make a hit with the freaky dance clubs.. It requires NO talent to please them she thinks!

    Aug 31st, 2007

  3. Lili

    ROLF. Great description of that shiteous song. Why does she always sound like she’s either singing under water or she’s been sucking helium? Bitch has the weirdest most annoying voice ever. Fine for a 16 year old but for an adult, it horrible.

    Aug 31st, 2007

  4. ZeZe

    Sounds like she’s been spending too much time toking with Tinky, Dipsy, Lala and Po.

    Aug 31st, 2007

  5. Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver

    due to internal bleeding of the ears and temporary blindness from brit-brit overexposure, i was unable to see or play this new song,,, then again, i couldn’t get that greasy mindfreak out of my head to make a call to jack kevorkian to put me out of my misery either,,, so it is safe to assume i have reached another level of dante’s hell, because this cannot be real

    Aug 31st, 2007

  6. Gingerly

    Well, the beat is amazing just like Timbaland to do.

    The whole Britney-has-to-whine-and-breathe-over-it part sucks the testicles of a rotting corpse.

    Aug 31st, 2007

  7. Chickadee

    Why don’t this ugly bitch go home and be a mom and homemaker. She will never be Britney 2003 again!

    Sep 3rd, 2007

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