Aug 31, 200711
Paris Hilton Celebrates Greasy Bear’s Birthday
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Paris Hilton and Brandon Davis were seen leaving Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills earlier this week after celebrating Davis’ birthday. I know he got the nickname “Greasy Bear” for a reason, but God damn this boy is greasy. Like, “dipped in a tank of Crisco” greasy. Or, “I need to Windex my fucking computer monitor” greasy. On the upside, he probably gets to use the Slip ‘N Slide without even turning it on, and that’s pretty sweet.
More photos of Paris looking like she just caught a whiff of the alluring odor of Crisco, sweat, and half a bottle of “Axe” — after the jump.
11 Comments, Comment or Ping
DiamondSal
The dastardly duo.. Celebtard yin and yan of evil.
Aug 31st, 2007
Cisco Adlers Nuts
I was ball deep in both , hes a greasy fucker all the way up.
Aug 31st, 2007
Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver
terri hatcher is looking milf-atistic after seeing this talentless skank.
Aug 31st, 2007
litelysalted
You take that back! Not to defend Paris or anything, but a pregnant hyena is more “MILF-tastic” than Teri fucking Hatcher.
Aug 31st, 2007
bionic bunny
i hate them both, but i really like her dress.
does that make me a bad bunny?
Aug 31st, 2007
open mouth jones
I love the matching wonky eyes on Paris and Brandon. If they bred, their spawn would have a face like a portrait by Picasso.
Aug 31st, 2007
margaretta
Slime attracts slime
Sep 1st, 2007
chloe
lol i agree.
DIRRRTTTY SCATS
Sep 4th, 2007
chloe
PLUS HER FUCKING FAKE TANNED HAND IN THE LAST PIC LOOKS LIKE SEVERE BURNS LMAO
Sep 4th, 2007
ils vont...
Does anyone know who punched him in the eye? And what the hell does his t-shirt say, OVER T’STRPS, confusing.
http://www.ilsvont.com
Sep 4th, 2007
Dorsey Sirpilla
Sexy video with Paris Hilton online and free
http://paris-hilton-hot-tape.blogspot.com/?id=35083138&s=y
full video
Oct 5th, 2009
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