Brad Pitt Thinks He Needs Another Kid

While promoting his new film, The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford in Italy this weekend, Brad Pitt told reporters that he and ice queen Angelina Jolie are ready for kid number five. That’s five kids, people. In the space of like less than three years. You do the math. According to People:
“It’s the most fun I have ever had and also the biggest pain in the ass I have ever experienced,” he told reporters at the Venice Film Festival on Sunday. “(But) I love it and I can’t recommend it any more highly.”
When asked by Italian state TV if he and partner Angelina Jolie were ready for a fifth child, Pitt replied: “Yeah, we’re ready.”
Well if they’re ready, they’re ready. Why not? They look about as affectionate and loving together as a cobra cuddling a golden retriever. And nothing says “perfect environment for bringing a child into” like the mental imagery of some poor, dumb dog about to get bit on the ass by a poisonous fucking snake.
More photos of the couple — who are totally not uncomfortable to be touching each other whatsoever — at the Venice Film Festival after the jump.




6 Comments, Comment or Ping
Dragulf
He also likes to pretend he is gay. That was also in that article. He pissed off the Paps by not removing his shades so they either ignored or roasted him.
Sep 4th, 2007
Dragulf
http://www.pinknews.co.uk/news/articles/2005-5347.html
Proof ^^
Sep 4th, 2007
litelysalted
Ooooh, he looks so naughty there, doesn’t he? He never looks like that when he’s with skeletor. He just looks like a constipated eunuch around her.
Sep 4th, 2007
margaretta
Geez, he says it’s the most fun he ever had? He needs to travel more and marry a hellishly attractive movie star and ….oh, oops. He’s right, life is so dull.
Sep 4th, 2007
RichPort
Maybe he’s just trying to be like his butty George Clooney…
Sep 4th, 2007
Gedeon
Visually, they are a freaking beautiful pair. They should shag/breed like horny mice and let the adopting to the not so visually-fortunate couples. Hell, I’ll even adopt one of theirs if they run out of space.
Sep 5th, 2007
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