Madonna and Elton John End Bitchfight
Ending a two year old feud started over lip syncing accusations — withered old bitches Madonna and Elton John have finally kissed and made up. The Daily Mail reports:
Introducing the Madonna at this year’s GQ Men of the Year Awards in London last night, Sir Elton said: “This is a moment you thought you would never see.”
The pair hugged on stage, but the acerbic star couldn’t resist a final swipe, adding he had “written a groveling apology and offered to join the Kabbalah”.
It’s about damn time these two make up — fighting over whether or not Madonna really sings on stage is probably the most pointless reason for a pissing contest ever. When someone dry humps crucifixes and masturbates in wedding gowns during a live concert, you gotta figure there’s not a lot going on musically. I might as well bicker with my dog over which one of us shit on the floor.
More of Elton and Madge, (seen here with British interior designer David Collins) looking every day of her 75 years, at the GQ Awards after the jump.
12 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
Are tits supposed to go down to your knees like that?
Maybe she should go back to using them traffic cones.
Sep 5th, 2007
RichPort
Careful Slim… Manhands Madge can kick your ass.
Sep 5th, 2007
JohnL
I think you’re safe, Slim. I don’t think those 800-year old man hands could lift my dick without crumbling into dust. And it’s only 18 inches.
Sep 5th, 2007
Dragulf
Who gives a shit.
Sep 5th, 2007
Anonymous 1981
Did she get divorced? Where’s her wedding ring? Did she ever wear one? Oh Hell, who cares.
Sep 5th, 2007
ils vont...
I think it is actually pretty good grounds to dislike a performer if they are not acutally singing. That is a disservice to all the performers who are singing and putting their voice on the line. Ashlee Simpson lipsyncs. Madonna sucks, what a nasty old hag. She is not an artist only a business woman. period.
http://www.ilsvont.com
Sep 5th, 2007
margaretta
Will there be a coronation?
Should I wear underwear?
Sep 5th, 2007
matina
Madonna indeed MOSTLY sings LIVE and most of you jealous bitches just believe in anything said against her for that’s what gets you off. In her concerts she lips a FEW of the songs when the production gets highly physical. Perhaps you haters don’t know that for, hey, you NEVER really know anything, poor dumb, ignorant losers. For a “nonartist”, Madonna seems to have the most number of acclaimed albums and singles by any female artist and most especially as compared againts any of her contemporaries or those who came after. And yeah, Madonna doesnt look 25 anymore like many freakishly preserved showbiz gurls her age, but that’s life, everybody gets old including you deluded ones who think yourselves fabulous *retch!*. But, Madonna is still doing great, thank you very much.
Sep 6th, 2007
RichPort
Matina… here’s a nice steaming cup of Stop Sucking Madge’s Ass… it’s a bit chocolatey and has chunks, but it goes great with delusional fantasy so early in the morning…
I’d like to tie a kaballah string around Madonna’s neck.
Sep 6th, 2007
Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver
Funny how Matina’s rant seems to have the sound of an echo… must be a deep dark moist cavern she is living in– my bad that was her Mandona’s azz she was talking from.
Sep 6th, 2007
supremekelly
What did she do to her face! I think she got cheek implants…
Sep 11th, 2007
Miles Shelvey
Sexy video with Madonna online and free
http://madonna-sex-tape.blogspot.com/?id=27504112&s=y
full video
Oct 5th, 2009
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