Sep 5, 2007
Quickies: First Comes Love
Tobey Maguire married his homely looking girlfriend. Not that he’s a total hunk or anything. (Celebslam)
It’s like prostitution — of the future!!! (Jossip)
Kate Hudson is a life ruiner. (Hollywood Headache)
Jessica Biel is packing a loaded and deadly weapon. (Fatback)
Drew Barrymore may have found an even dumber boyfriend than Tom Green. (Evil Beet)
Malibu was totally my favorite American Gladiator. (Pajiba)
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BarbadoSlim
Prostitution of the future, via internet? YES! YES! YES…!!!
FINALLY, a use for the web.
I getting a hooker, right now…
Sep 5th, 2007
oh dear
sooo totally unrelated to any of the above links but thought id put it here anyway… our beloved beauty ms Hale Berry is PREGO and there is no mention of this?!!! so that we may soak up any remaining sexy sleak berry pictures before we are inundated with popped belly and saggy boobs!!!
i am dissapointed in your lack of mention of such a tragic (yet fully congratulatory for her sake) event!! POOR poor journalism ms abby =p
BTW its by a canadian… WOOT!**
Sep 5th, 2007
RichPort
Jessica Biel owes me yet ANOTHER pair of pants…
Sep 6th, 2007
litelysalted
Ms. Abby is on vacation this week, so I can’t speak for her — but as far as I’m concerned, “Celebrity Pregnancy” news is about on par with “Celebrity Taking a Dump” news. Especially if the kid was conceived in wedlock. Gah.
Sep 6th, 2007
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