Brad Pitt is a Lying Liar Who Tells Lies
In the new issue of Details, Brad Pitt opens up about his split with ex Jennifer Aniston, insisting that the two are still good friends today. Whoops, you’ll have to excuse me for a moment — my bullshit detector is going off like a sonofabitch. From The Daily Mail:
The 43-year-old actor admits he followed his heart when he split with Aniston in 2005 for his then co-star Angelina Jolie, with whom he now has four children. “Jen and I still maintain a deep friendship and have a lot of life together that isn’t erased in any way,” Pitt told Details magazine.
Of the media whirlpool that surrounded their separation, he added: “I don’t know how better to have handled it. “My view was, this is no one’s business in the end - at least in matters of the heart.
I totally understand where you’re coming from, Brad. I know when I decided to “trade up” in my last relationship, I let my boyfriend know he was on his way out by sending him a videotape of me having sex with the new guy. Whether personally demonstrating the ability to have multiple orgasms with a guy hung like a stallion; or appearing in tabloids frolicking with the other woman and conceiving/adopting four kids with her before the divorce even cools — sometimes there really just is no better way of handling things. A clear, concise message is the best message of all.
More of Brad and Bones McHomewrecker at the 33rd American Film Festival in Deauville, France over weekend — after the jump.
19 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
Personally, I’d fuck Aniston way before Bobblehead here. And no, I would have never said that last year.
Sep 6th, 2007
ils vont...
Pitt always looks one step away from being total white trash, I think that might be because he is.
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Sep 6th, 2007
Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver
Well if you threw me under my short yellow bus and run me over a few times and drag me down the street in order to make a choice between whiney Manistan and Bones McHomewrecker i would have to go with the whiner, at least she wouldn’t be trying to keep me in my place as a manny and piece of eye candy for the papz.
Sep 6th, 2007
Dragulf
I wish Abby would consider trading down to a man hung like a hamster.
Sep 6th, 2007
litelysalted
It ain’t Abby this week, and — doubt it.
Sep 6th, 2007
bellaswella
rad & Bones. LOL Love it.
My BS detector has being going off since they became BRANDgelina.
Sep 6th, 2007
margaretta
The Hick and The Whore deserve each other
Sep 6th, 2007
kelendria
I don’t agree with the webmaster of this blog because if brad and angelina ended up on cover of tabloids it’s not their fault. If he wanted to live the life jen could give him it’s is OWN decision and I think he handed the thing pretty well . It was an nasty divorce like other celebrity. Brad could had been a jerk by defending himself by just saying that jen did wanted kids and it was his dream or whatever , but he didn’t say anything and serouisly NO ONE REALLY knows why they broke up because.
I kin hate jennifer because she still act like a victimbut she got with vince vaugh quiet quickly for a poor woman.
Sep 6th, 2007
gin
Give me a freakin’ break! “He handled the thing pretty well?? ” Whorealina was VERY PREGNANT before Brad was even divorced!! If this is your idea of “handling it well”, I’d hate to see how he handled it badly! Get a clue! All this crap about Jen being his friend, and bringing all this divorcwe story up again is because HE HAS A NEW MOVIE COMING OUT!! Any publicity is good publicity, right? AJ & BP are publicity HOUNDS. Brad seems to have caught the diarrhea mouth from Angeling! They carry their kids everywhere (don’t they know how to walk, or believe in strollers?} They have a nanny for EACH kid who has been ordered to hand the kids over to BP & AJ for the photo ops and stay out of the picture. And isn’t it amazing that photogs just HAPPEN to be in Africa or Iraq or Timbuktu when AJ is there! Their PR staff tips the photogs off. Grow up. They feed people magazine all their BS and photos! If these 2 do gooders REALLY wanted to do something good, they would sell their SIX homes, sell the private JET, get rid of the yacht and donate some of that 220 million to those starving orphans, instead of trying to lay a guilt trip on us regular Joes who are just trying to pay the bills! These hypocritical hollywood types make me sick.
Sep 7th, 2007
kelendria
I don’t have the time to argue with all the stupid people in this world so I ‘ll just answer to the first thing you said. I don’t know if you ever got divorced but it usually takes like a year to be finally divorced so I don’t know anyone who wait a year to keep living. They had a baby together so what, is that a crime when you’re divorcing ,jen didn’t say a lot if she was a victim in this case Ithink she’d tell it to everyone but no, she got got over it with vaugh. It takes TWO people to divorce, it always does…..andI don’t think you know the jolie-pitt enough to to say all you said maybe you read to many tabloids, those are not bibles, there a pieces of crap made by people who would do and say anything for pennies.
Sep 7th, 2007
blady02
Just the same he could have kept that little wee wee of his in his pants for decency sake while he was going through the divorce and what was the urgency, he couldv’e waited and told her I am MARRIED but perhaps we could date afterwards!!!! Because he is a scared, white trash weasel who desires her and i very much doubt Jennifer the American Beauty is his friend, she is probably nauseated as we are every time these two freaks are thrust in our faces. Too bad Brad the newest publicity stunt didn’t work we are still banning your and the HO movies!!!! And by the way if you don’t like the pappirazitti maybe you shouldn’t have become an actor or better still maybe you shouldn’t have banged that slut and bought those kids!!!! You are a fool and you are loosing your looks… By the way Johnny Depp is in town watch out, we love him, he is a genuine family man and a classy movie star!!!!!!
Sep 7th, 2007
Bonnie
C’mon… pretty people need to be with their own kind. Both are huge superstars. Who wants to be married to someone ‘beneath’ you. Good for you Brad. Jennifer Aniston is ugly and not talented - when you married her in the first place everyone thought you were crazy cause she isn’t in your league. I’d do them both!!!
Sep 7th, 2007
kelendria
there is something I never understoo in ths culture.When you decided to be an actor , and work with great director, do great movies like fight club or snatch, why it become natural to you guys that you have to be follow, harass and being the center of all that shit who’s nobody business.why ? You don’t signe for that.
Sep 7th, 2007
Miwanna
Get real. Nobody waits until a divorce is finalized to begin living again. Even Jennifer says that Brad didn’t have sex with A while they were married. Once they separated it’s every man for himself. He’s not a cheater and she’s not a homewrecker but nobody changes their mind when they want to condemn, do they?
Sep 9th, 2007
so what
What jennifer actually said, was, Brad said he didn’t have sex with Angelina, and she (Jen) chose to believe her husband! And that was when they first split up, i bet if you ask her today, she would say something totally different, but she hasn’t said anything about Brangalina for 2 years, unlike Brad and Angie, who can’t seem to let it go because it bring press coverage.. He is a cheater, and she is a homewrecker…he should have waited until he at least got seperated, I don’t believe he did, I think they were both going at it hard and heavy on the set of MAMS. And AJ knew he was married, she just didn’t care, she wanted a baby daddy, i think she promised Brad a kid if he would leave his wife, and voila!
Sep 10th, 2007
kelendria
so many people with a brain but a very few who really used it.you think you know everything or at least what3 people ’s lives without even knowing them.jennifer aniston is real bitch because she keep playing the victim but there’s no victim.you people have to get it , it’s been so long it’s getting stupid.AJ an brad talk about that because you people still believe what tabloids say like the bible.
Sep 14th, 2007
Amanda
These two people make me sick.
Oct 13th, 2007
Amanda
Kelendria,
Let’s make things clear and simple. How and when does a wife cheated upon by the husband become a victim? And how and when a woman who sleeps with a married man become glorified? Clear your head please.
There’s a saying: Don’t do unto people what you don’t want people do unto you.
I do believe in karma. It will hit you back with principal and compounded interest.
Oct 13th, 2007
Andy
You people are sick if you think a woman can steal a husband. It happens that Jenny never appreciated Brad till she lost him. Tough luck Angie is flipping lucky.
Mar 19th, 2009
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