In more news from Sunday night’s VMAs — it has been reported that Pam Anderson-ex Kid Rock attacked Pam Anderson-ex Tommy Lee during the telecast. And by “attacked” of course I mean that he “sucker punched him like a huge pussy.” People reports:

As MTV veejay Sway reported during the post-show telecast: “Tommy Lee was sitting by Diddy. [Kid Rock] just walked up and decked him!” It was unclear how the fight started, and there was no immediate word on whether police got involved.

According to an onlooker in the audience, “They had each other at the necks, they were practically strangling each other.” Another eyewitness saw Tommy Lee escorted out, “screaming the f-word over and over again.” He was taken out into main casino in front of thousands of fans.

Well, this shouldn’t come as a surprise. Anyone who has ever watched “Jerry Springer” knows that happens when you get the participants of a white trash love triangle in the same room together. But unfortunately for Pam — unlike some of the hot studs on Springer, she’s stuck with these two wieners.

Update: Kid Rock has received a citation for misdemeanor battery. In related news, I would like to issue of non-official citations to Kid Rock for Acting Like a Total Douchenozzle, and one to Tommy Lee for Acting Like a Huge Crybaby About It.