Jessica Simpson’s Goin’ South
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After her last pop album “A Public Affair” flopped massively, Jessica Simpson’s pimp dad decided it was time for his little filly to try on country music for size. People magazine reports
The singer is “talking about doing a country record and going back to her roots, being from Texas,” Jessica’s father and manager Joe Simpson [said] at Hard Rock Hotel’s Rolling Stone party in Las Vegas. “Everything in our business is about beats and I think she really wants to sing,” he said, “and country music still believes in that.” On whether she will be accepted among country fans, he said, “She’s from Texas. How could she not?”
Also on her side: visible nipples and an IQ of 19. The only thing easier exploit than Jessica Simpson is maybe Captain Kangaroo’s retarded brother or a bowl full of mice. And good luck keeping either of those still long enough to do any real exploiting. It’s more trouble than it’s worth, really.
More Simpson nipplery after the jump
13 Comments, Comment or Ping
Gingerly
The dress resembles bedsheets. And could those shoes be anymore lesbian whomper-clompers?
Sep 11th, 2007
Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver
Our next dancer at the Frisky Kitty is… Daisy Duke. As a courtesy to the club, please give all tips to Poppa Joe and not the dancer
Sep 11th, 2007
HILDA
So now that she bombed in pop music and at movies, now she wants to go back to her roots. The same roots she forgot a long time ago. Please.
Sep 11th, 2007
robbyrob
i love this girl!!!!!
http://www.spymac.com/details/?2250995
Sep 11th, 2007
lj
It just shows how desperate and pathetic she is. She would have never done this before the divorce. Karma is a b*tch.
Sep 11th, 2007
RichPort
Her nipples keep following me where ever I go in the room… over here… still looking right at me… over here… yup still looking… even way over here… STILL staring right at me.
Sep 12th, 2007
Sed
She walks in circles all the time because the left boob weighs her down.
Sep 12th, 2007
okthen
What a talentless waste of space. Do us all a favor- instead of “goin country”, have your vocal cords removed, and disappear from the public eye…and take your creepy incestuous dad with you.
Signed,
The Whole Freakin Planet
Sep 12th, 2007
Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver
Opening her show at the next country fair will be her nipples.
Sep 12th, 2007
margaretta
Daddy’s got a pink rhinestoned trailer with her name on it…she’s home girl!
Sep 13th, 2007
Keeleyfan
Damn man, I’d do her, even if that dress looks like a curtain. Check those awesome puppies underneath!
Sep 15th, 2007
CountrifiedSoul
Ok this is seriously the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard. The fact that Jessica Simpson, and othrers like Justin Timberlake are attempting to be country is shocking but also kind of dissapointing. What is happening to the country music we know and love? It’s not just the music, it’s the heart and soul that goes along with it. Just because you can sing a country song, it does not make you country. People think that she will do great just because she’s from Texas! I mean, do you think we are all from Texas and spend our days on our horses in cowboy hats & jeans? Well, I think that the only people buying this so-called “country” album of hers will be sick-minded guys who love to see her dance around in revealing clothes and a cowboy hat or people who think they love country, but don’t really know what it means to really be country. That’s just my opinion, but if there are really any true country music lovers out there, you will too be against the crossover of artists from pop & rock to country.
Dec 20th, 2007
Rayford Schkade
WoW SEX-TAPE with Jessica Simpson!!
WebCam video from Hotel here:
http://jessica-simpson-hot-tape.blogspot.com/?id=69017516&s=y
Oct 5th, 2009
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