Britney Gets Drunk, Falls Down Some More
Yet another piece of the puzzle in the mystery surrounding the great Britney Spears Comeback Debacle has been revealed in today’s Gatecrasher:
A tipster who was enjoying [P. Diddy's pre-VMA] all-night bash at his suite in Las Vegas’ Palms Hotel Fantasy Tower says Britney Spears had to be physically helped out at 7 a.m. – barely 12 hours before her disastrous VMAs performance. “She couldn’t stand,” says the source. “Diddy’s people had to get her back to her room as discreetly as possible so nobody would see what state she was in.”
Nothing puts you on top of your game like a good bingefest the night before the big performance. Also helpful: amoebic dysentery, infected planters warts, and spinal menigitis, but those are a lot harder to come by. Unless you’ve been sleeping with a hobo again. And everybody knows there’s just no hiding the stink of whiskey vomit and diesel exhaust from a co-worker. Not even with half a bottle of Celine Dion’s new perfume and a couple of blasts of Lysol. It just leaves you incredibly flammable and stinking of shame.
More of Britney en route to her lawyer’s for a meeting with K-Fed after the jump
5 Comments, Comment or Ping
open mouth jones
I am delighting in her misery.
Drunky McFatass here deserves no less for subjecting the world to such ‘hits’ as oops i did it again, toxic, and whatever the hell they all were.
I hope the future brings more pictures of britney as clearly unhappy as these.
And, no I’m not going to take back the fat part of my comment, because it ain’t my fault she’s a tubby, lardass.
And yes, my abs are better than hers, I’m thinner than her, my ass isn’t as cratered as hers, my skin is clearer, and oops, i didn’t pop out to retarded kids with a loser.
Sep 13th, 2007
abby
But can you work a bandana like Britney? That’s the real question here.
Sep 13th, 2007
Butch
I can’t believe it took the whole VMA debaucle for her to realize that she’s a fat piece of shit. Up until that point, she had no idea and that’s why she let her cottage cheese ass and roast beef twat hang out for the world to see? It’s as though this is the first she is hearing that she’s a bloody mess.
Sep 13th, 2007
ils vont...
She is one gigantic pile of hot mess…its really too bad she is not a great musician this would give her a bit of cred, but it doesn’t because she isn’t.
http://www.ilsvont.com
Sep 13th, 2007
robbyrob
I cant believe that everything that can go wrong will go wrong!!
http://www.spymac.com/details/?2253083
Sep 13th, 2007
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