Name That Celebrity: Ham Hock Edition
Today is the first non-Britney Name That Celebrity we’ve had in ages. Ages! I’m telling you this right off the bat because I know every time you see a picture of some beefy dimpled Christmas ham sheathed in a bright pink and black lycra you instinctively think “Britney Spears.” Just like when you hear thunder you immediately think “lightning” or when you see smoke you instantly think “dead immigrants.” But it’s not Britney! So dig in and test your celebrity ham hock savvy after the jump!
It’s Mariah Carey!
At some kind of jury duty stamp promotion. Not making that up, either. Leave it to the government to take the lamest thing in the world and commemorate it with the most boring thing in the world and then invite a fat chick to take pictures next to it. Well done, Uncle Sam! Where do I sign up?
8 Comments, Comment or Ping
robbyrob
dam say it aint so!! i love this chick… you know what it dont matter.. she will still be crazy and she will still be hot!!
http://www.spymac.com/details/?2252527
Sep 13th, 2007
abby
And she will still have thighs like a relief map of Mars.
Sep 13th, 2007
Vermillion
Well, I am Southern. We like ham hocks. So bring it on!
Sep 13th, 2007
RichPort
I would like to decorate those glasses with my own little candle wax drippings… that’s right baby… leave ‘em on…
Sep 14th, 2007
margaretta
Hmmm….A pig roast right now would be delicious.
Sep 14th, 2007
Vermillion
Dammit! I can’t believe I didn’t make a sexual innuendo about her standing next to the words “Serve With Pride”! For shame!
Sep 14th, 2007
DiamondSal
It looks like a indent from the hem of her tight dress..
Sep 16th, 2007
James
looks like a liposuction scare to me not nice but would stop me for a moment, would love to make her squeal like a little piggy. how i’ve dreamed about spit roasting her so many times she is so sexy
Sep 19th, 2007
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