Britney Spears Makes Good Decisions
Besides firing her manager and lawyer, shaving her head, marrying K-Fed, cranking out two babies, performing at the VMAs, not wearing underpants, befriending Paris Hilton, disowning her mother, and having sex with just about every loser she meets, Britney Spears showed even more remarkable restraint and good judgment by partying it up Winston’s and Hyde just hours after a judge ordered she undergo mandatory drug and alcohol testing to maintain custody of her children. I guess punching the judge in the stomach and climbing up on the bench to urinate on his papers wasn’t an option. Same goes for spiking Sean Preston to the floor like a football and sitting on Jayden James until he stopped twitching. Given her limited options here, I think she chose pretty wisely. She’s like a modern day King Solomon, that Britney Spears. And by that I mean she’d probably think chopping a baby in half was a pretty good custody arrangement. Fucking idiot.
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blah
I almost feel sorry for her.
Sep 19th, 2007
Dragulf
Mother of the Century Award incoming!
Sep 19th, 2007
iheartlasagne
Why can’t I see the picture? This is the second site where the pic won’t come up…did someone remove them? Wait, why am I so eager to see more pictures of Britney’s poonanny?
Sep 19th, 2007
L.
Go clubbing, get drunk and pantie-less. Stumble home, shove past the nanny, and wake the kids for some quality time. Pass out in own sick as nanny tries to calm kids and get them back to bed. Tough being a single mom…… but her deep love for her children and sense of responsibility will get them through.
Sep 19th, 2007
supes
iheartlasagne, since you can’t see the video, here is a short description for you. She looks like a turd wearing a weave.
Sep 19th, 2007
Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver
How many times does she have to throw herself under the short yellow bus… she is taking all the fun out of picking on her. There once was a time where it was fun, now it is just pointless.
Sep 19th, 2007
L.
The turd’s weave in very natural looking.
Sep 19th, 2007
Emily
that is horrible
they should leave her alone
Sep 19th, 2007
namaki
people keep saying they are over Britney but they still keep following her and feeding off all the stories we hear. Perhaps the nice thing to do would be to leave her the hell alone! …Wait… that would be too boring wouldn’t it?
Sep 19th, 2007
Pete
WTF ?? This is crazy … what’s up with those papparazzi ?
Sep 20th, 2007
open mouth jones
why on earth should ‘they’ leave her alone?
it’s not like she is changing her ways, or even remotely trying to act like a sane and contributing member of society.
i say if she can act like a chimp all she wants, than the paps can act like vultures to get her pic.
Sep 20th, 2007
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