Like flies to a turd, fellow musicians-turned-drug addicts Courtney Love and Pete Doherty have finally found one another. According to Real Music

Courtney Love and Pete Doherty have sparked romance rumours after the pair shared a kiss when Love visited him in rehab. The former Hole singer, a former drug addict, went to see the Babyshambles star at the Wiltshire clinic where he is battling to get clean. Pete was allowed to leave the grounds with Courtney and the pair shared a kiss after a budget meal at a British pub chain. A source said: “Pete respects Courtney for the struggle she’s faced, one that, like his, seemed insurmountable. He’s turning a corner now. They had a brilliant talk. It was touching to see them share a tender kiss after the visit. They share a common bond as both are musicians with a self-destructive streak.”

It seems like a disgusting disease-riddled cesspool match made in heaven, except for Pete’s former dysfunctional girlfriend getting in the way of things. The only thing to do? Try to rip the bitch’s clothes off in public, ugly-step-sister style. The Daily Mail reports

“Just seconds after her grand entrance, Courtney trod on [the train of Kate's dress] with both heels causing a very slight rip. Throughout the course of the evening the hole, which started just above the small of her back, began to spread. She took it in surprisingly good humour though, shrugging it off with a giggle and helping herself to another glass of wine. At midnight she went outside to the courtyard and… started whooping along with everybody else… and the tear gradually began to spread until eventually it reached her armpit. To Kate’s credit, she didn’t let the rip spoil her fun.”

I’d make some sexy joke about a supermodel half-naked catfight, but watching those two go at it would be like watching two scabby meth whores fighting over a five dollar bill laying on the ground. I guess that’d be kinda hot if you’re into big open mouth sores and the sweet perfume of Marlboro Reds and vodka, but if you’re more into hot chicks smacking each other and exposing one another’s breasts and making out like demons, then you’ll just have to come to my sister’s wedding next month. I’ve had my eye on my second cousin Amanda for a while now and I hate to let a chocolate fountain go to waste.

More of Kate’s ripped dress and a couple of upskirts after the jump