Sep 19, 20072
Quickies: Three Dollar Bill
Oscar de la Hoya in a wig and fishnets. It’s pretty fucking gay. (Celebrity Smack)
Kylie Minogue channels Shirley Temple and a dominatrix. (The Grumpiest)
Jennifer Garner is the devil in a red dress. (Fatback)
Cindy Crawford’s mole may be the source of her agelessness. Suck on that, Ponce de Leon! (Derek Hail)
Justin Timberlake actually does something NOT gay with a video camera. (Celebitchy)
Alicia Silverstone gets naked on behalf of animals everywhere. (CelebNewsWire)
Shia Labeouf’s facebook is growing exponentially. I blame internet porn. (Jossip)
The father of that loser who made a tape of himself crying about Britney Spears’ VMA performance expresses his shame on Jimmy Kimmel. (timekiller)
2 Comments, Comment or Ping
bionic bunny
i’ll leave a reply abby, just to(1) tell you thanks for working hard for all the freaks and trolls, and of course us long-time yankers.
that, AND (2) i’m finally allowed to remove my sling (arm, not ass, rich) for short periods and can type like a semi normal person.
oh, and peta sucks monkey balls.
now, where did i put my pills……
Sep 20th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
“..Suck on that, Ponce de Leon…”
BAM!
Yeah! you tell that “conquistador” homo. You know who also pisses me off out of that whole crew? Pizarro, yeah, motherfucking Pizarro.
Sep 20th, 2007
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