Angelina Jolie Isn’t a Whore
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You might not be topping GQ’s list of “Sexiest Women Alive,” but I bet you’ve had your ass tapped more times than Angelina Jolie has. According to Hot Online News
Hollywood actress Angelina Jolie is stunned by her man-eating reputation, insisting she has only ever slept with four men. The ‘Tomb Raider’ star claims she has only had sex with current partner Brad Pitt, former husbands Billy-Bob Thornton and Johnny Lee Miller and one other nameless man. She tells Britain’s Cosmopolitan magazine: “It was never true. I had only slept with four men in my life - and I married two of them!”
Wow. The idea that I could teach Angelina Jolie a few things about love — just, you know, wow. I might not have had sex with vials of blood around my neck or a riding crop in my hand, but I’ve been on my back more than a car mechanic in traction, so I’d still consider myself a sexual maestro of sorts. And “Sexual maestro” just sounds so much better then “insecure slut.” I’m really thinking about changing my business cards again.
More of Angie and Brad at the screening of “The Assassination of Jesse James” after the jump
19 Comments, Comment or Ping
supes
Okay, but Veiny McKnobbyknees here has probably selpt with a slew of women. More women thatn I have probably……..which isn’t really saying anything though.
Sep 20th, 2007
Butch
When you are busy bumpin clams and munching carpet, you tend to get less dick I guess. Glad I never had that problem.
Sep 20th, 2007
spatz
what she doesnt mention the amount of women she’s slept with?
i dont buy that bullshit about her not sleeping with more than four men. so she wants everyone to believe she was a virgin until johnny lee miller? she was like in her early 20s when she met him. yeah i’m so sure angelina fuckin jolie was a virgin til her 20s.
Sep 20th, 2007
open mouth jones
Who gives a rats ass if she slept with 4 men or 40- I just want to sign up for the rug muching part of the program.
Come on, Ange. Call me. I know you’ve been dying for some open mouth lovin.
Sep 20th, 2007
supes
In case she doesn’t call you, might a suggest substituting a broomstick with some raw liver attached where her lips should be. The lips on her mouth I mean.
Sep 20th, 2007
open mouth jones
I was considering that for a minute, but a broomstick doesn’t come with accessories like Ange: lil multi colored chirren, and cute, but stupid popa pitt.
Sep 20th, 2007
Meg
We all know the un-named person is her brother. Freak.
Anyway, I’m calling bullshit on that number.
Sep 20th, 2007
nicky
four men? that’s it?
i’d help fix that…although, i guess i’d make it four men and a girl.
Sep 21st, 2007
okay...
ok, she may not be a slut, but she a f**king liar. She did an interview about having knife play during sex with her first boyfriend at 14. 1st husband Johnny, that’s two. Billy Bob, 3 Brad, 4. What about the “friends” that she just hooked up with in hotel rooms for sex. Remember around the time she was filming Alexander-everyone thought she and Colin Farrell were doing the nasty?
I really am past the point of giving a crap about this crazy.
Sep 21st, 2007
so what
She says shes not a whore, coulda fooled me, she said she likes to have sex with random people, and she wants to taste the world.
Sep 21st, 2007
empress
Yeah right, saint Angelina not, How about the several she had when she left her teen boyfriend her mother lets move in with her with whom she used to play knife games with , before modeling briefly, is she saying until she married Miller in her early 20ties she was celibate? also it was open secret she and Colin Farrel had a sizzling affair during the filming of Alexander, Hmmm! liar liar!
Sep 21st, 2007
Stuffs
Atleast we dot steal other peoples HUSBANDS! So for that she is a HOMEWRECKING WHORE!!
Sep 24th, 2007
O.K.
Ok, only the men shes been with know the truth. I, for one, believe her. Why does everyone care so much anyways? She probably just has high morals for herself, and thats how she can get a guy like Brad Pitt and can be the sexiest woman alive. More power to you Angelina.
Sep 27th, 2007
phoebe
Well, it means that maniston is also a whore.
she slept with vince when the divorce paper was not finished, rite?
i think the one who call angelina a whore are whores themselves
Oct 2nd, 2007
Anonymous
Fuck you Angelina Jolie. Now I am gonna tear you tight ass…You like anal one or a blowjob….Lol….
Nov 18th, 2007
Anonymous
Kindly Disregard…Lol…
Nov 18th, 2007
Rebekah
This from the woman who’s had sex since she was 14?
She probably only LOVED four of them. I believe the quote was had four lovers, not had sex with only four men.
Nov 28th, 2007
Jenny Rader
She’s a woman with not any morals. She specializes in taking other woman’s husbands and fiances. I hope that Brad Pitt dumps her filthy ass and moves on to someone else. It would serve her right for all of the grief she has brought to the other women that she’s dealt dirty. If she’s not a whore then I don’t know who is…..
Jul 31st, 2008
skgh4107
Even if she says she has only slept 4 men in her life, even if she used to say that she fell in love with BradPitt only after he got divorced with Jennifer Aniston, after which she changed her mind and now says “We fell in love while he was still married”, I do not really care.
All I care is that Angelina Jolie is a damn liar and has a terrible personality.
Although I watched Pitt’s movies in a favorable way until he and Jolie did this piece of dirt to Aniston in public I will not even go to the theater to see their films or buy anything that they have designed in the future.
I just don’t want to help these people be financially wealthy any more.
Nov 15th, 2008
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