Oscar de la Hoya Likes Cross-Dressing, Playing Pretend
Midget boxer Oscar De La Hoya is of course alleging that those shameful pictures of him in a fishnet body suit and ladies pumps that hit the net yesterday are fakes. His rep even went as far as to say the pictures “are clearly Photoshopped. His head’s too small and it doesn’t even look like his body.” *cough cough* BULLSHIT! *cough* Rush and Molloy tell a very different story
The photos are being peddled by a Scores [stripper], according to the Gotham magazine columnist who scored the first interview with the twentysomething woman. “She says she took the photos at the Ritz-Carlton in Philadelphia on May 17,” he tells us. “I fully believe she is telling the truth. She had been reluctant to talk. But now that she’s being called a liar, she’s ready to sell her story.
They’d meet up in hotels, where the party could go on for days. There was a lot of tequila. It involved men and women. They indulged his every whim and taste. He wore size 9 ladies shoes. He also liked wearing thigh-high nylons. He liked sex games. He and the girl would sit in a chair that they’d pretend was a motorcycle. He’d pretend he was the girl on the back of motorcycle. She’d be the guy. He’d grab her around the waist and squeal, ‘Faster! Faster!’”
I don’t even know where to begin. It’s like a comedy gold mine. Everywhere you look there’s a fucking punchline. Jesus, can you even top a midget dressed like a woman playing pretend motorcycle and squealing? I’ve stared at this computer for hours and I’ve still got nothin’. Maybe a joke about his getting kicked in the jimmy. Or something with poop. I don’t know. The point is, this may possibly be the pinnacle of my career right here, and I didn’t write a goddamn word of it. Yep, it’s going to be a good day, my friends. Sometimes you can just tell.
In case you missed it in the Quickies yesterday, a couple of those shots of Oscar again after the jump.
34 Comments, Comment or Ping
candida
Please, no more Britney photos!
Sep 20th, 2007
open mouth jones
You mean this wasn’t a post about Britney? Am I in the wrong place here? I mean it has all the characteristics of a Britney post… Let’s count them shall we:
-someone’s running around in various states of undress (check)
-there’s a wig involved SOMEWHERE (check)
-strippers have a ’story’ to tell (check)
-previously ripped abs have defleted and sagged (check)
-somebody ’squealed’ (double check)
I only have one more thing to check for…
And there they are:
FISHNETS!
Oscar has officially morphed into Britney.
Sep 20th, 2007
RichPort
As much as I HATE to say it, as I hate De La Homo with the burning fire of a million exploding stars, these shots are clearly ’shopped.
candida, that was hilarious.
Sep 20th, 2007
Vermillion
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
In other words, I do not care for this post.
Sep 20th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
I’m just not seeing a problem here…*cough* *cough* what a man decides to do in the comfort of his own private abode is his own fucking business….*looks around*
Sep 20th, 2007
Dragulf
I kind of agree Slim, but when ya do wear fishnet body stockings, don’t let people take your picture m8!
Sep 20th, 2007
kdawg
If I was a guy, I’d still rather bang him than Britney. At least my after-sex piece of chocolate cake would be safe.
Sep 20th, 2007
open mouth jones
AMEN kdawg!
No pesky cheeto dust in your … hair, either.
Sep 20th, 2007
marius
wow richport you look sexy in this pictures great job mr.romantic gay
Sep 20th, 2007
supremekelly
These two pics look obviously fake, especially the last one…its almost a cut and paste job!
Sep 21st, 2007
Fido
Nice legs!
Sep 21st, 2007
RichPort
marius, that was funny! And of course by ‘funny’ I mean you can keep fucking yourself with whatever is closest and sharpest.
Sep 21st, 2007
Meiliza Crosser
I think there is nothing weird about De La Hoya wearing a fishnets and panties.
I have done this for years.. i’mean, wearing woman panties is nice and make us feel very good.. (but i have nothing to say about the fishnet).
I must say to man all over the world.. that not wearing woman panties is the biggest loss that man will ever have in his entire life!!!
I must tell that, hi,woman.. you are so lucky.. but now, no more secret.. I’ve been wearing woman g-string and thongs for years and had felt the same way with them about how it make me feel nice being sexy!!
Mel
Sep 24th, 2007
Juan
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Sep 24th, 2007
Somaboy
I knew he was a FAG
Sep 25th, 2007
Cory
Those pics are so fake . I could do a way better job. his face is fucked.
Sep 26th, 2007
Ryan
Oscar is a big sissy! LOL!!
Sep 26th, 2007
melanie
I AM NOT A FAN OF BOXING OR OSCAR DE LA HOYA BUT EVEN I CAN SEE THAT THESE ARE FAKED PHOTOSHOPPED THIS IS SOME GUY DRESSED UP WITH OSCARS FACE NO SHADOWS AND IF U LOOK AT THE NECK THERE ISNT ONE SO FAKED FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE
Sep 26th, 2007
Isis
Am I the ONLY one who notices he seems VERY comfortable in those 4-inch heels (especially the one where he sporting the “boxing” gloves), bent over so naturally and waiting to receive?!
Dude, not wobbling in those heels takes MORE than a little practice! Fake or not, De La Homo (thanx RichPort) should have paid that stripper WHATEVER she was asking for (since he was (if he was) dumb enough to take the pix) to keep these pix under wraps!! Your bad, dude!! She’s a stripper, hence, C.R.E.A.M. (cash rules everything around me - well, ummm her!). So is it really any surprise she is willing to sell these to the highest bidder?
Sep 26th, 2007
Crystal
I wanna know where they found a pair of shoes to fit him. Maybe he already had them. Thats NORMAL?
Sep 28th, 2007
hana hamid
i don’t believe that picture is real either,they have so much technology today anybody could print out anything & post it on the internet.
Sep 30th, 2007
NYC
I’d do ‘im!
Sep 30th, 2007
hottie #1
es el cuerpo de un hoto con la cara del de la hoya. Where does he shop I need one of those body nets.Donde compro una red del todo el cuerpo?
Oct 1st, 2007
Liam
hhhhmmmm, I think someone got a gift card to Forever 21.
Oct 3rd, 2007
peopleinthisplace
They look real to me. and i have 20/10 vision
Oct 3rd, 2007
Mr. Dollar Bill
To me they are fakes. The head and face have the same expression through out. There is no change in direction of the head and face when switched to another body. Someone real wanted to crap on his parade? Question is who will Oscar take out his revenge on which fighter in the ring?
President of World Fight Channel
P.S. Pictures are funny…Lighten up?!
Oct 26th, 2007
sandeecakers-SANDRA M2 360YAHOO.COM
HEY KATHY AND LINDA ,WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU TO GUYS DO TO OSCAR. DAMN KATHY SWAN MUST HAVE HAD SOME THING TO DO WITH THIS. HUH LINDA CEREAL?? YOU GUYS @ JUDY DAVIS HOUSE mIGHT HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WTIHTHIS HUh?????? poor oscar.. you were suppose to play that with me babe~_~ .chananita……….” lolies daughter”……….. it’s okay!!! chulo bye…
Nov 11th, 2007
politicaslatinas
The perra that wants 100 million for defamation after these fotos were put up of Hoya and her should be put in jail! These fotos look fake and even if they weren’y who care?! And that girl would have never been famous, she looks like a retard, although pretty, she is clearly stupid. People should not be allowed to sue for such stupid claims!
Nov 16th, 2007
jackie951
totally fake! that is not the golden boy
Nov 16th, 2007
The Truth
He likes trannies. Fact.
Nov 17th, 2007
quick writer
look at his face… it’s the same every time…
also look at his feet, there to small to be oscar’s
and oscar is taller…
but hey, lighten up every one… and one more thing
what’s all the talk about midgets
Dec 1st, 2007
Its real
If the spokespeople for Oscar can PLEASE stop commenting about how “fake they are” i would appreciate it, moving on… These are REAL PHOTOS. SO a top boxer is a fag who likes to have sex parties , what he does in his private life, home, hotel, is his own business. He shouldve known better to take pictures of it.
Feb 17th, 2008
Golden Shower Boy
It’s him. Look at his boxing poses and his poses there. It’s the same gay… err I mean guy. He denies it just like Foley, Haggard and all the other deniers. You are what you are, don’t be ashamed Oscar, be honest you Oscar Meir Wiener
May 14th, 2008
Don't you feel dumb
You all were so ready to convict him and now it is all bogus. Please post your apology as quickly as you posted your accusation and ignorant comments. Remember, this is America, innocent until proven guilty.
Jun 11th, 2008
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