Sep 21, 2007

Mariah Carey Reveals Diet Secrets

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Mariah Carey attended the VH1’s Save the Music gala Thursday night, and although she’s looking somewhat slimmer than recent appearances — she wants us all to know that we don’t have to worry about her losing that sweet, sweet Carey badunkadunk! From People:

But there’s no chance of Carey, 38, losing her womanly curves. “I don’t feel like you have to be a size zero. We should all just embrace who we are physically,” she said. “I’m not supposed to be a stick figure girl. It’s just not me.” Last year, the singer first confessed her “bleak” diet consisted of “basically soups and fish prepared really blandly.” And Carey couples the nutrition plan with arguably the most well-traveled trainer in town.

First of all, I’m not worried about Mariah Carey dropping to a size zero because I don’t think Mariah Carey’s skeleton is a size zero. Second of all, fish and soup my ass. I have it in good faith that Mariah Carey’s real “diet secret” consists of a daily trip to the “all you can eat buffet” down at the Ponderosa chased with 2 boxes of Krispy Kremes and two fingers down the gullet. Throw in a titanium strength corset, and presto — instant diet!

More of Mariah in all her retarded, butterfly ring wearing glory, after the jump.

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  1. medialady.proboards105.comNo Gravatar

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    Sep 21st, 2007

  2. BarbadoSlimNo Gravatar

    So now she drinks one lard-shake instead of two? That’s after eating her daily full slab of ribs, of course.

    Sep 21st, 2007

  3. RichPortNo Gravatar

    I would hit that like a speed bag in a sweaty Brooklyn gym… like an IED on a Hummer… like a the ebola virus on Africa… like a gorilla hits it’s chest… like Britanny needs to hit the weights… I’m glad most of you think she’s nasty, because that makes the line shorter for me.

    Sep 21st, 2007

  4. candidaNo Gravatar

    Yep, the line is shorter, just follow the fries

    Sep 21st, 2007

  5. VermillionNo Gravatar

    Oh, RichPort, when will these…philistines learn better? It is like they don’t even have actual EYES.

    By the way, we might end up fighting for firsts. No hard feelings?

    Let’s see. I would hit that like the bomb hit Japan….Bobby Brown did crack (or Whitney, pick one)….like a kid dumb enough to let his ball roll into the street and too slow to get out of the way….like Tyra does any female within three feet of her….like Joe Francis does his cellmate’s nuts….like James Spader on Boston Legal runs his shit….

    Sep 21st, 2007

  6. bionic bunnyNo Gravatar

    i just want to know where she gets her girdles.

    and is it just my monitor, or is that dress stained? eh, love the color.

    Sep 21st, 2007

  7. DiamondSalNo Gravatar

    She is so lovely and elegant.. I guess she finally found her happy spot of what is important and doesn’t need to dress like a bimbo anymore. Not often you find entertainers that are gracefully growing older and wiser.. maybe Tina Turner.

    Sep 23rd, 2007

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