Quickies: Thar She Blows

Sep 24, 20070

Hilary Duff looks like an pirate. But not an angry pirate. (Pretty Boring)

George Clooney and his beard get hurt in a motorcycle accident. (Defamer)

Portia di Rossi does the gay thing on Nip/Tuck. (popbytes)

Danni Minogue looks like a WWII-era pinup in her bikini by the pool. (Total Crap)

Ali Later dishes to Cosmo about what it’s like to be a total fox. (I’m Not Obsessed)

Charlize Theron should have just worn the cowboy hat by itself. (MollyGood)

When did Amber Tamblyn get so fat and frumpy? Damn. (The Bastardly)

This ballerina can do things with her body that are incredibly erotic. Or else incredibly disgusting. I haven’t decided yet. (timekiller)