Sep 25, 2007

Kiefer Sutherland Gets a DUI

Tags:

The love of my life, Jack Bauer, (also known in some circles as Kiefer Sutherland) was arrested last night for DUI after blowing more than twice the California legal limit of .08. TMZ reports

Police sources tell TMZ 40-year-old Sutherland was pulled over around 1:35 AM PST on the corner of La Cienega and Beverly. Sutherland was at the FOX Fall Eco-Casino party at Area nightclub earlier that evening. Sutherland, who was stopped after making an illegal U-turn, was arrested for misdemeanor DUI and transported to the Hollywood Police station. He was booked at 4:09 AM and released at 5:42 AM on $25,000 bail.This is the actor’s second DUI in the past five years — he was arrested in 2004.

I think the real question here is was he “arrested” by the “police” or kidnapped by the Chinese? And where was Chloe in all this? Can Jack ever avenge David Palmer’s death? Well, not if the fucking bike cops don’t cut an anti-terrorist hero a break once in a while. Besides, it was all probably part of an elaborate ruse to convincingly assimilate Jack into Hollywood culture. And nothing says “Hollywood culture” quite like playing the part of a belligerent jackass. Like when he attacks this Christmas tree, for example. It had you fooled, didn’t it? You almost believed he was braying moron. And therein lies the subtlety behind Jack Bauer’s genius. It’s practically an art form.

Related Stories

10 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. BarbadoSlim

    Did he post bail or check himself out of detention by availing himself of a Glock 17 and shooting everyone, in the thigh?

    Sep 25th, 2007

  2. screaminmeamie

    Yes, but was he wearing panties?

    Sep 25th, 2007

  3. RichPort

    A timely release of sarin gas felled the arrestin officers, and a black hawk choppered him away. At least that’s what they told him when he came to in the urine coated 6 x 6 he was being held in.

    Sep 25th, 2007

  4. open mouth jones

    considering the altercation he had with a Christmas tree, I can’t say I am surprised.
    But then again, who hasn’t had a fight with an uppity Christmas tree? I know I hate the stupid buggers. Always blinking and smelling all Christmas-y. Bastards.

    Sep 25th, 2007

  5. abby

    I once punched a Christmas tree right in its stupid face for looking at me funny. Asswipe.

    Sep 25th, 2007

  6. open mouth jones

    I’m glad Kiefer and I aren’t the ONLY tree haters. Stupid blinky lights making fun of me. We’ll show ‘em, Abby.

    Sep 25th, 2007

  7. candida

    Falalalafuck

    Sep 25th, 2007

  8. reeferrover

    personally i like keifer a bit more than jack. he is a crazy s..o.b. in a much more fun way. jack would have shot the tree and broken the arm of the guy who dared to call him a pirate.

    Sep 26th, 2007

  9. ravinglooney

    Never get tired of seeing that NO MATTER HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES I SEE IT!

    Sep 26th, 2007

  10. jenimac

    please……….the xmas tree rocked…..who hasn’t wanted to do that at a horrible family holiday…….lol….must be the parents fault :) (yea right)

    Sep 26th, 2007

Reply to “Kiefer Sutherland Gets a DUI”