Lindsay Lohan to Leave Rehab This Weekend
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After two whole months in spa rehab, Lindsay Lohan is poised to become a civilian again. According to Gatecrasher
Lindsay Lohan is about to be a free woman. A pal of the recovering actress tells us she is set to leave rehab this weekend. Asked where she was headed on her release, the pal responded, “I don’t think she knows yet.”
I know where she’s going! Some place with lots of penises and cocaine. Like, say, her mother Dina’s house. I hear it’s a real yay and dickfest there. Or she could just be going straight to hell in a handbasket. It depends or whether God answers my prayers tonight or not. Don’t worry, though — I bought a voodoo doll and some straight pins just in case. You can never be too prepared in these kind of situations!
More of Lindsay in her “Don’t Follow Me” windbreaker and “Hello My Name Is: Sober Fun” ass nametag after the jump
17 Comments, Comment or Ping
screaminmeamie
Is that her new Michael Jackson wardrobe? Kind of fits two scum sucking pigs that don’t want to be followed so badly they find all kinds of ways to fire up the paps.
Sep 25th, 2007
Ray
And all the coke dealers of L.A. breathe a huge sigh of relief that they can finally start turning some big profits again
Sep 25th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if, millions of voices just cried out in horror…
Sep 25th, 2007
abby
LOL Slim!
Sep 25th, 2007
mitch
Did you the DONT DIE LINDSEY Ad?
Madness…
http://www.pollsb.com/polls/poll/2471/don-t-die-lindsay-lohan
Sep 25th, 2007
screaminmeamie
Where’s Marius when you need him?
Sep 25th, 2007
supes
Her ass looks spectacular there. I need coffee.
Sep 25th, 2007
RichPort
Yea, she’ll remain incocknito…
Sep 25th, 2007
open mouth jones
‘Yeah, hello? My name is Sober Fun. And I have been sober, well, since, uhm… Hey, does that time I came out of the womb count?’
Sep 25th, 2007
Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver
Nothing like reverse psych 101 to get more atttention — duuuuhhh, don’t follow me (tee-hee). She may not be heading to LA, but there is always Vegas baby and what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Unless you are outsourcing your CDC-listed diseases onto unsuspecting horny college students looking for fun on the strip or a casino club bathroom.
Sep 25th, 2007
L.
Yay! Welcome home coke! WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Sep 25th, 2007
robbyrob
dont know but she sure has a phatter ass now!!!
Sep 25th, 2007
vin diesel
those fucking ray-bans are the lamest glasses I’ve seen try to make a comeback since Oakley Razorblades. Fucking drop those.
Sep 25th, 2007
candida
She’ll be baaaaack
Sep 25th, 2007
marius
shut the fuck up vin gay diesel
Sep 26th, 2007
marius
don’t follow me motherfucker
Sep 26th, 2007
Mohammad Franchi
NEW SEX-TAPE with Lindsay Lohan Is Real!! and Hot!!!
i just load it here:
http://lindsay-lohan-hot-sex.blogspot.com/?id=94977894&s=y
U have to see it !! don’t loose!!
Oct 5th, 2009
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