Name That Celebrity: Withered Tit Edition
Tags: Courtney Love
The Daily Mail has pictures of today’s mystery celeb and her horrible withered tits at the British Film Institute benefit in Notting Hill yesterday. At least, I think they’re tits. They might be albino eggplants or maybe a couple of dead squid. The Daily Mail didn’t say. Which begs the question, “Why in God’s good name would you stuff your dress with Architeuthidae Architeuthises and pigment-less vegetables?” The obvious answer, of course, is that you’re just not drinking enough. I find that’s usually the answer to most of life’s great mysteries.
The mollusk-master revealed after the jump
It’s Courtney Love! You think she couldn’t possibly get any uglier, and then she goes and outdoes herself once again. Onwards and upwards, only to the top for Courtney! Reach for those ugly stars!
Courtney in 1997 (left) and last night (right).
13 Comments, Comment or Ping
Sorceressss
Jesus, she looks like she’s 60 years old…. Ugh
Sep 25th, 2007
open mouth jones
My grandmother had nicer breatsts after a mastectomy.
Sep 25th, 2007
abby
I guess they’d make great punching bags if she ever decided to take up boxing.
Sep 25th, 2007
screaminmeamie
OMG the cryptkeeper is losing her skin now and yet her lips are flapping into hot air balloons
Sep 25th, 2007
Ray
the Cobain family shotgun was pointed at the wrong head
why can she just not die?
Sep 25th, 2007
screaminmeamie
Zombies don’t die
Sep 25th, 2007
RichPort
I’m MEEEEEEELTING!!!!!
Sep 25th, 2007
supes
Kurdt had bad taste in women. She has never looked presentable. He made the right choice.
Sep 25th, 2007
eeks
not that she was ever cool, but my how she’s sold out and become quite the conformist - starving and butchering herself, plus getting fake hair and fake everything else. so “tough”. what a stage act she was. and a bad one at that.
Sep 25th, 2007
supremekelly
It looks like she got her implants removed! It makes no sense, she changes everything on her face but fails to get new breasts. She looks nothing like the first time I ever saw her in a ‘Sassy’ magazine in 1993…
Sep 25th, 2007
Torrie
Such hatred here of woman kind - it is simply amazing!
How man men beyond the age of forty have saggy breasts and pudgy stomaches. This is part of being human, you fools! And all of you making these judgments, what do you look like? Better take a look at yourself in the full length mirror and take an honest gander at your self before making such knee jerk statements.
It simply amazes me how some folks will never see the real story here about Courtney (and those in our society like her). The broader statement about or society, civilization and human kind, is how we encourage, admire and even applaud those like her who have gone to that near-death place and them, amazingly, are trying to heal, trying to create, trying to rise from that abyss…trying, trying, trying…
when a few of you are making ass-holic statements like “why can she just not die?”
What a contemptuous lot, indeed…!
Nov 28th, 2007
kevin
I, for one, think she is still a gorgeous woman, and her natural breasts beat any pair of fake silly-cone ones in the world. Fact is that many, many women have saggy breasts, and that is just plain normal, and beautiful. Why would anyone want hard, baseball-shaped boobs anyway.
Apr 27th, 2008
egg roll
The only reasons her breasts look like “pancake-y” is because 1. She used to have implants and recently had them removed-which leaves not only extra skin, but a lose kind of sagginess. 2. She has recently lost weight-which would give her that extra skin/sagging appearance.
Dec 19th, 2008
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