Pam Anderson’s Liver Has Seen Better Days
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Friends of Pamela Anderson are growing increasingly concerned over the former Playmate’s nonstop boozing. According to Page Six
“She parties almost every night,” our source said. “She drinks, she does stuff . . . and she’s got hepatitis C. Her liver is shot but she keeps living this crazy lifestyle. We don’t think she understands how serious this is. She has two kids and may not be around to see them grow up at this rate.” The increasingly haggard pin-up has gotten even wilder now that she’s hanging with Paris Hilton’s sex-tape partner, Rick Salomon. “They went wild over the VMA weekend,” the spy added. “I just watched them party with my jaw open.” She’s telling pals alternately that she is either engaged or already married to Salomon, whom she’s only known about six weeks.
I defy anyone to claim Pamela Anderson isn’t a bastion of wisdom and sound decision! In fact, I personally — just a moment, folks — I’m getting something here… my sources are now telling me that “bastion” does not mean “diseased slutbag.” My apologies. What I meant to say is “Pamela Anderson is a stupid smelly twat with shit for brains.” Perhaps the word I was actually looking for was “Paris Hilton.”
More of the bastion in her prime after the jump
9 Comments, Comment or Ping
ravinglooney
She marries TommyLee and KidRock and sleeps with half the universe and NOW they’re worried?
Sep 26th, 2007
RichPort
Petri Dish Anderson Lee Rock.
Sep 26th, 2007
abby
Syphilis is now officially a proper noun.
Sep 26th, 2007
Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver
Her fish is so rotten even the manicurists are forced to wear masks.
Sep 26th, 2007
supes
Make-up is magical.
Sep 26th, 2007
kdawg
She really is a disgusting human piece of diseased garbage, yet somehow I’m even more revolted by the fact that she’s walking on a public sidewalk with no shoes on. Just for that vile act alone she deserves every kind of VD known to man, and then some.
Sep 26th, 2007
kathleen
Ick! I mean really, ICK. Pammy is a kind and decent person, but, please. ICCCCCCk!
Sep 26th, 2007
Cilla
Well, we can sit here and post our nasty comments all day, this is the first time I have ever even posted, but truth is people, why don’t you try seeing people in a different light??? She obviously has issues, why not feel bad for her, rather than being a bunch of people haters?? Man, these message boards make Americans sound like a bunch of mean, angry, rude people!! More so than the celebrites!!!
Oct 1st, 2007
John C.
What a society that we live in. How can you glamorize a immorale, disease ridden, lacking in values, total piece of sh*t like Pam. Makes you wonder if she has given Hep C to all of the VD ridden men that she has been with.
Oct 7th, 2007
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