Paris Hilton to Visit Africa
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Paris Hilton is spreading goodwill and cheer — aka “herpes and stupidity” — to the African nation of Rwanda this fall. NY Daily News reports
First stop on Paris Hilton’s postjail goodwill tour - Rwanda. The hotel heiress said she will visit the African country this fall as part of her commitment to use her celebrity to highlight global causes, E! Online reported yesterday. “There’s so much need in that area, and I feel like if I go, it will bring more attention to what people can do to help,” Hilton said.
Because AIDS and genocide just aren’t enough of a plight, cue Herpes and her pack of paparazzi. I’m sure Rwandans are in dire need of hair extensions and spray-tans. For the record, I can’t think of any place I’d rather see Paris Hilton than thousands of miles away in Rwanda. Uganda, maybe. Or South Africa. Kuala Lumpur. In the middle of the Serengeti surrounded by cobras and puff adders. The Spanish Inquistion. On a Judas Pear. Inside a killer bee hive. A killer bee hive that’s on fire. I’d also accept “in a petri dish labeled ‘Kathy Hilton — D & C endometrium scrapings,’” but I think that’s just getting greedy.
More of Paris doing AIDS awareness at an AMFAR benefit accompanied by the most recent* dick inside her after the jump
*Current as of 10:44 a.m. EST. Subject to change in the next two hours
18 Comments, Comment or Ping
open mouth jones
Can’t we just leave her there? Sort of like we did to Grandma on that last family vacation. You know, old people cry an awful lot when you leave them in the woods…
Anyway, where was I?
Oh yes… Petri Dish Hilton!
I’m sure she’ll figure out someone, oops, someTHING to do. Maybe give away coutoure dresses and shoes to starving children. I’m sure at least the shoes would come in handy. You know, as shelter from the rain or something- or possibly as a canoe.
Sep 26th, 2007
RichPort
It’s always heart warming when mankind’s greatest diseases go back home…
Wait… isn’t this technically an act of war?
Sep 26th, 2007
supes
Whore is trying to cover her wonky eye with a flop of hair. How long do you think it will be till she stops bringing pretty boy out with her? You know, because he’s more fuckable to men than she is.
Sep 26th, 2007
Ace
the proof is in the pudding. I’d like everyone to remember when paris hilton told us all to vote. She didn’t vote. She didn’t even register. Are you fucking kidding me? Am I supposed to believe that she’s actually going to go to Rwanda to help people. If she actually knew something, Hilton would go to, among other places: bangladesh, zimbabwe, sudan, somalia, uganda. Even better, I’d like her to take in a iraqi refugee as an act of protest to the war.
Sep 26th, 2007
abby
I still think she should have been an abortion.
Sep 26th, 2007
Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver
Talk about a quick 15 minutes of fame. Guess the Swiss Meat is going back to the kennel where he was found and will be stuck massaging his pizza dough alone once again. Pretty sure he will have life-long memories and stories to tell of the Hilton Klan, especially when standing in line at the pharmacy for his Valtrex prescription.
Sep 26th, 2007
ravinglooney
Just what that country needs, another blight. Oh, the humanity
Sep 26th, 2007
bionic bunny
someone told her about the movie “hotel rwanda” and she’s going to go see if she wants to add it to the hilton chain.
dumb as a box of rocks.
Sep 26th, 2007
abby
… or a bowl of mice.
Nice to have you back, Buns!
Sep 26th, 2007
bionic bunny
aw, shucks.
i’m always lurking in the shadows, abby!
Sep 26th, 2007
Mr.Poop
This is the same stupid whore who laughed hysterically while calling black people “niggers” huh? Wow, this dumb skank as absolutely no shame. Amazing.
Sep 27th, 2007
Herman B
be safe “olive oil”
Sep 28th, 2007
youth build future (Arthur)
Hello,
I’m asking is it possible for Paris to visit as far as Mbeya- Tanzania and see the children with AIDS as well as the orphanchildren who have been the victim of the pandermic. Also to see the orphan children pre school.
It would be wonderful to have her here.
Looking forward to hear from you.
Arthur
Oct 16th, 2007
white trash
Paris Hilton is just a bitch….American laws is just bullshit as she was not suppose to be out of jail in the first place but somehow got out with her family influence.
Even if she got back in jail she wasn’t suppose to be out so you know just FUCK AMERICANS AND THEIR STUPID AMERICAN LAWS WHO PROTECT RICH PEOPLE ONLY!
GARBAGE COUNTRY!! BUNCH OF BARBARIANS!!
Nov 4th, 2007
Cassy
Paris Hilton is a Bitch and nedds to go to hell
Jan 7th, 2008
kcfkdj
gosh. people are so harsh.
she says she’s trying to be a better person.
give her a chance to be instead of lowering yourself to her standards.
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